Earlier this year we advised that the monthly fee for a Shovel membership was $60 billion. It has since come to our attention that we made a minor miscalculation and the correct figure is actually $3.
While we’re sure you’ll agree this is a negligible error that hardly warrants its own communication, we do have a reputation for accuracy to uphold.
Some have been quick to label this the biggest miscalculation ever made by a satirical body. Clearly those people have forgotten the time The Peter Dutton Faction thought they had the numbers to take over the leadership of Australia.
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Facebook likes are great, but unfortunately they can’t be used to pay for groceries. We tried. It was awkward.
From just a few dollars a month, you can help us to continue doing what we do. Subscriptions to other satirical websites like The Australian cost way more. There are three different levels to choose from. Each comes with the special feeling that you’ve supported something significant.
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You'll get that special warm feeling that you've contributed to the ongoing sustainability of Australian satire. We'll also send you a personal welcome email, an 'Understanding Australia's Coronavirus Restrictions' information sheet and the Shovel's exclusive 'Political Power Page'.
It's like buying us a coffee each month. (Or three shit coffees from 7 Eleven)
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It's like buying us a coffee each month. (An expensive one. Probably single origin. Made by a guy with a beard).
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At $10 a month, it's like buying us a pint each month. Or paying the entire tax bill of a multi-national organisation.
