Follow The Shovel
CLOSE
Election 2022
The Nation
World
Entertainment & Sport
Business
Local News
Shop
Live Shows
Write for Us
Support The Shovel
The Nation
World
Entertainment
Business
Life
Shop
Live Shows
Membership
The Shovel is Australia's Satire News Site.
Top Stories
Hospitality worker to use 40% of super to move into first car
"I remember getting paid super once in 2016"
Woman relieved she’ll finally be able to drain her super to help increase house prices
Government announces new ‘Bring your Prime Minister To Work Day’
Mate who owns Bitcoin reckons he’ll be able to retire by age 85
Morrison says minimum wage shouldn’t rise given entry-level cleaners already on $550k
Fiona Martin apologises to Penny Wong for Tu Le mix up
News In Brief
The Contact Tracies
542 Signs You May Be A Perfectionst
Revealed: What Your Choice Of Ice-Cream Flavour Says About You
‘Think Before You Print’ Message Spills Over Onto Its Very Own Page
NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes
How To Avoid Being Lured In By Clickbait With This One Simple Trick
Recent News
The Shovel’s definitive profile of Barnaby Joyce
“I can’t stand Scott Morrison either,” Scott Morrison says in new pitch to voters
PM pledges extra $60 million to cover cabinet members’ sexual harassment claims
Featured Electorate: GILMORE (NSW)
Alan Tudge found alive
“Only a Liberal government can be trusted to spend time thinking about the genitalia of young Australians”: Morrison
The Shovel’s definitive profile of Scott Morrison
Journalist tests Albanese’s commitment to women by asking him to name every woman in Australia
Advertisement
HELP KEEP THE SHOVEL GOING
Facebook likes are great, but unfortunately they can’t be used to pay for groceries. We tried. It was awkward. From just a few dollars a month, you can help us to continue doing what we do. Subscriptions to other satirical websites like The Australian cost way more. There are four different levels to choose from.
Support the Shovel
Local News
Child has tray of muesli and milk to spill all over your bed
“But interest rates were 17% in my day!” complains man who bought house for $67,000
Man uses $250 cost-of-living payment to buy 4-pack of capsicums
LIVE SHOWS
GET YOURS!
Recommended
Anti-corruption commission could be a hinderance to corruption, Morrison warns
Featured electorate: MOORE (WA)
Morrison addresses cost of living pressure with $4.5m subsidy for single malt whiskey
Morrison tells renters to buy house using equity from their existing investment properties
Family to spend $4.75 petrol excise windfall on buying half a broccoli
How white is the Great Barrier Reef? We’ve made a handy scale
Advertisement