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Tributes Pour In: “Our Thoughts And Prayers Are With The Coronavirus At This Difficult Time”
“This terrible affliction spares no one"
Frantic Donald Trump Unable To Open Childproof Cap On Bottle Of Hydroxychloroquine
“All of the caps are glued on!”
Idiot! If Trump Didn’t Get Tested, He Never Would’ve Got COVID
“I’ve tried so hard to avoid it. I’ve done everything right"
Coronavirus Has Contracted Donald Trump
"Our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this difficult time"
The Policy Announcements You May Have Missed From The First Presidential Debate
COVID-19: Trump unveiled a new policy to shut down the coronavirus by relentlessly talking over the top of it
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America Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush
"A quieter, more intelligent time of respect, decorum, and only a little bit of racism"
BREAKING: Kanye West Wins First Presidential Debate
“88% of swinging voters said Kanye West was the most coherent of the three candidates"
Genius Businessman Owes $420 Million
"Very few people know how to take a $400 million inheritance and turn it into a value many, many times smaller than that"
“If COVID-19 had been called ‘A-Vacancy-On-The-Supreme-Court’ US Republicans would’ve sorted it out within a week”
“We would’ve had a list of a dozen potential solutions on the table within 24 hours"
Trump Orders Flags To Fly At 41% Mast, To Mark Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Death
"I'm told she was quite talented, for a woman".
Barron Trump Confirmed As Next Supreme Court Justice
Insiders say Barron Trump is ‘uniquely qualified for the role'.
Trump Says Californian Wildfires Due To High Coronavirus Testing Rates
“You don’t test, you don’t get fires"
QAnon Still Living With His Mum
The shadowy figure supposedly protecting the world against a cabal of Satan-worshipping paedophile celebrities who are trafficking children for their blood – is actually Nigel Grintly, a 34 year-old unemployed computer programmer from Iowa
Trump vows to end violence and destruction that’s become rampant under current President
Donald Trump has assured voters that he will clean up the chaos that has become part of everyday life under the current president
Tony Abbott Granted Special Leave To Totally Ruin Britain’s Department Of Trade
"The best way to improve the nation’s competitiveness is to immediately knight Prince Philip"