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Channel 7 to leave up permanent apology for whatever racist thing they did this week
"Saves time"
Conspiracy theorist Melbourne Cup horses refuse to take horse wormer, insist on human wormer instead
"So many horses are sheep"
Christian Porter Becomes New Yellow Wiggle After Group Reveals They Were Behind $1 Million Blind Trust
"We're calling in a favour"
Sky News Interviews Pauline Hanson About How Pauline Hanson Is Being Silenced
Sky will spend the next four days talking exclusively about Hanson losing her platform
Joe Rogan Back To Full Health
Matt Canavan First Person Over 5 To Throw Temper Tantrum About The Wiggles
"I hate them! I hate them! Make them stop mummy!"
Guy Who Started Watching 3 Minutes Ago Already Expert In Canoe Slalom
"The way she’s navigating those downstream gates makes me think she’s on song here"
New 7Plus App Combines All Racist Content Onto One Handy Platform
"Over forty screens of racist content!"
Sydney Makes Official Request For Olympics To Be Extended By Four Weeks
"Watching Kaylee McKeown swim sub 58' is about all that’s holding me together right now"
Brisbane 2032 Olympics To Welcome Athletes From Countries Right Across The Australia/New Zealand Travel Bubble
"Provided the border with New Zealand is open at that particular time"
Man Just Assumes ‘Lilibet’ Is Name Of New Sports Betting Company
“I’ve got Sportsbet, Pointsbet, GoBet, WinnersBet, PalmerBet, BlueBet, Bet365 and UniBet … but I’m not seeing Lilibet. Strange"
We’ve Pitched A New Show To Netflix: 60 Minutes Of Senator James Paterson Reading Out Our Tweets
You may have seen the pilot episode in Senate Estimates yesterday. If not, watch the clip below
Annastacia Palaszczuk Gets First Anabolic Steroid Jab, As She Begins Surprising Attempt To Qualify For Tokyo Olympics
The Queensland Premier has taken her first steps towards an ambitious goal of qualifying for the Tokyo Olympics, receiving the
New Four Corners Episode To Explore PM’s Links To Crazy Conspiracy Group
"The strange sect believes there’s an imaginary being in the sky who hates gay people"
AFL Matches In Adelaide To Go Ahead Without Ball
"Let me reassure you that no other part of the game will be affected"


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