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March 29, 2022
Will Smith apologises to Academy for Wild Wild West
"There are no excuses"
March 28, 2022
New Oscars format to see ceremony streamed in twelve x 24-minute episodes
"Who's watching feature-length productions anymore?"
February 22, 2022
Sky News wondering what woke crime Sydney trains committed to all get cancelled
"It's cancel culture gone mad"
February 10, 2022
“How dare they axe Neighbours!” says woman who hasn’t watched Neighbours since 1987
"What are Scott and Charlene going to do now?"
January 18, 2022
Djokovic begins French Open preparations, with plans to contract COVID in early May
"I've been working a lot on my timing"
January 17, 2022
Australians annoyed that English cricketers can get test results within 3 days
"I've been waiting for my test result for over a week"
January 14, 2022
NSW Police demand Hillsong stop playing music: “Nothing to do with COVID – the music is just fucking awful”
"No-one should be subjected to this utter shit"
January 11, 2022
“We’re actually professional tennis players” immigration detainees say
“We came here to play the 2013 Australian Open. Sorry, we probably should’ve mentioned that at the time”
January 6, 2022
The Manus Island Open is thrilled to announce wild card entrant Novak Djokovic
“We’re expecting he’ll be spending quite a bit of time here"
January 6, 2022
Victorians granted last-minute medical exemption from Novak Djokovic
"Victorians have suffered enough"
January 5, 2022
Independent panels conclude that Novak Djokovic is incredibly fucking rich
"He has a very high immunity to the rules that apply to ordinary people”
January 5, 2022
NFT of RAT sells for $400,000
"It's the only one of its kind"
December 14, 2021
Alan Jones tries just shouting at people in street
"They won't silence m..."
November 9, 2021
Channel 7 to leave up permanent apology for whatever racist thing they did this week
"Saves time"
November 2, 2021
Conspiracy theorist Melbourne Cup horses refuse to take horse wormer, insist on human wormer instead
"So many horses are sheep"
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