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June 11, 2021
Man Just Assumes ‘Lilibet’ Is Name Of New Sports Betting Company
“I’ve got Sportsbet, Pointsbet, GoBet, WinnersBet, PalmerBet, BlueBet, Bet365 and UniBet … but I’m not seeing Lilibet. Strange"
June 8, 2021
We’ve Pitched A New Show To Netflix: 60 Minutes Of Senator James Paterson Reading Out Our Tweets
You may have seen the pilot episode in Senate Estimates yesterday. If not, watch the clip below
June 8, 2021
Annastacia Palaszczuk Gets First Anabolic Steroid Jab, As She Begins Surprising Attempt To Qualify For Tokyo Olympics
The Queensland Premier has taken her first steps towards an ambitious goal of qualifying for the Tokyo Olympics, receiving the
June 3, 2021
AFL Matches In Adelaide To Go Ahead Without Ball
"Let me reassure you that no other part of the game will be affected"
May 24, 2021
Oprah Reveals Underhanded Tactics She Used To Secure Harry & Meghan Interview: “I Pretended To Care”
Winfrey created a series of fake smiles and head nods in order to impersonate someone who gave a shit
May 18, 2021
“White Men Aren’t Allowed To Talk Anymore” Joe Rogan Tells 190 Million Listeners During 3-Hour Podcast
"We're being silenced"
May 17, 2021
Prince Harry Releases New Book, Podcast, Movie Franchise In Desperate Bid For Privacy
“We just want to get onto our lives – which you can view on our new reality TV show starting next month"
May 13, 2021
‘Oceans Fourteen’ Just Matt Damon Breaking Into A TAB To Put A Bet On A Dog
A race against the clock to put a bet on race 14 at Wentworth Park.
April 13, 2021
Man Who Had Brief Conversation With Prince Philip In 1964 Interviewed For Half An Hour By ABC
“We’ve got to draw this out for at least another week"
April 13, 2021
Ben Roberts-Smith To Feature On Seven’s Dancing With The Stars
His favourite moves are the box-step and the box-buried-in-the-backyard.
March 29, 2021
New Game Show ‘Can You Get Fired From A Scott Morrison Government?’ Announced
‘It's one of the toughest game shows to ever hit our screens’'
March 4, 2021
In our rush to condemn Prince Andrew for befriending a convicted sex offender, we’ve forgotten that Meghan Markle once wore a fugly dress that DIDN’T SUIT HER
"Being seen with a paedophile is unfortunate, but not as unfortunate as being seen in last season’s colours. What was she thinking?"
February 18, 2021
Nadal Knocked Out Of Australian Open By 5G Tower, Facebook Reports
"Nadal lost concentration when chem trails were sprayed over the court early in the third set"
February 9, 2021
Eddie McGuire Resigns Due To Toxic Culture Of Discrimination: “I’ve Been Constantly Targeted And Harassed”
"We need to be big enough as a club to acknowledge that I am being victimised here".
February 2, 2021
Eddie McGuire Dismisses Racism Claims: “One Of Our AFLW Players Has An Asian Friend”
"An under 19s player travelled extensively through Africa on a gap year. So don’t tell me we have a problem with racism"
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