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Will Smith apologises to Academy for Wild Wild West
"There are no excuses"
New Oscars format to see ceremony streamed in twelve x 24-minute episodes
"Who's watching feature-length productions anymore?"
Sky News wondering what woke crime Sydney trains committed to all get cancelled
"It's cancel culture gone mad"
“How dare they axe Neighbours!” says woman who hasn’t watched Neighbours since 1987
"What are Scott and Charlene going to do now?"
Djokovic begins French Open preparations, with plans to contract COVID in early May
"I've been working a lot on my timing"
Australians annoyed that English cricketers can get test results within 3 days
"I've been waiting for my test result for over a week"
NSW Police demand Hillsong stop playing music: “Nothing to do with COVID – the music is just fucking awful”
"No-one should be subjected to this utter shit"
“We’re actually professional tennis players” immigration detainees say
“We came here to play the 2013 Australian Open. Sorry, we probably should’ve mentioned that at the time”
The Manus Island Open is thrilled to announce wild card entrant Novak Djokovic
“We’re expecting he’ll be spending quite a bit of time here"
Victorians granted last-minute medical exemption from Novak Djokovic
"Victorians have suffered enough"
Independent panels conclude that Novak Djokovic is incredibly fucking rich
"He has a very high immunity to the rules that apply to ordinary people”
NFT of RAT sells for $400,000
"It's the only one of its kind"
Alan Jones tries just shouting at people in street
"They won't silence m..."
Channel 7 to leave up permanent apology for whatever racist thing they did this week
"Saves time"
Conspiracy theorist Melbourne Cup horses refuse to take horse wormer, insist on human wormer instead
"So many horses are sheep"