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Samsung TV
Samsung TVs Also Quietly Judging Your Taste In Entertainment, Company Confirms
Your Samsung TV winces every time you settle in for a session of The Real Housewives of Melbourne, the tech
budget papers
Struggling, Despondent Federal Budget To Receive Counselling From Nation’s $250 Million School Chaplaincy Program
Overwhelmed with incoming bills, and wondering how it will continue to support its extended family, Australia’s stressed-out budget today made
self checkout
Self Checkout Machine Can Do Work Of 6 Totally Useless Humans: Study
Self checkout machines, now popular in supermarkets and stores throughout the country, have the same output as six utterly incompetent
ikea tax
90% Of IKEA Customers Funnelled Offshore
Only one in ten customers who entered an IKEA store in the 2013/14 financial year remained in Australia, with the
Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling
The Microsoft Word Language Function admitted today that, while it knows you changed the language from US English to Australian
great barrier reef
Great Barrier Reef To Be Moved To Tasmania
Australia’s Great Barrier Reef will be broken down into small pieces and re-assembled off the east coast of Tasmania, in
facebook
Facebook Announces New ‘Boring’ Tag For Boring News Feed Items
Facebook will begin the introduction of a ‘boring’ tag to help users distinguish between items on their newsfeeds that are
80% Of All Objects To Be In ‘Keep Calm’ Style Within 3 Years: Report
Four-fifths of all manufactured goods will use ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ style messaging by the year 2017, it has
manager offers to clean up giant mess he created
Manager Selflessly Offers To Help Clean Up Giant, Stinking Mess He Created
Saying it was important to pitch in and work together, Operations Manager Andrew Jenkins offered to help staff clean up
Google+ Still Going, Researchers Claim
A small community of Google+ users has been discovered in northern California, years after they were assumed to have died
office satire
‘Strategic’ And ‘Innovative’ To Be Part Of All Mission Statements By 2020
A leading marketing body has called for all company mission statements to include the words ‘strategic’, ‘innovative’ and ‘solutions’ within
Qantas satire
Qantas To Charge Extra For Smiles
Under increasing pressure to halt declining revenues, Australia’s national carrier Qantas today announced the introduction of an optional ‘smile surcharge’
call centre
Woman’s Phone Call Is Important To Large, Soulless Organisation
A large multinational utility provider that outsourced its call centre facilities last year, values Mary Roberta from Prospect’s phone call.
new bra technology
New ‘Tech Bra’ Only Unhooks When Man Has Taken Bins Out
In a long-awaited fusion between hot-blooded hormones and cold, hard practicality, a new bra designed by Australian scientists will only
yellow pages
US Private Equity Firm Buys Last Remaining Piece Of 1997
US firm Platinum Equity this morning bought Australia’s ‘Yellow and White Pages’ for a reported $454 million. It is believed