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Pell Back In Prison After Being Caught Eating A Kebab In A Park
George Pell is back behind bars tonight after being busted eating a late-night snack in public
Easter Bunny To Come To Australia Via Cruise Ship To Avoid Lockdown Rules
Worried that he may not be able to do his normal Easter deliveries due to the shutdown of Australia’s borders,
BREAKING: Virus Released Into Community
Authorities are warning people to stay indoors after a nasty virus was released into the community today
REPORT: We Created An Exponential Graph Because That’s What People Seem To Be Into Right Now
We’ve created a graph that starts off horizontally but then kicks right up so it’s almost vertical, because that kind
Man Who’s Having An Affair Is ‘Going Out To Get Some Exercise’ Again
Unable to use the normal excuse that he would be working late or had an important client function to go
“Go On, Off You Fuck”, Queen Tells Coronavirus
Covid-19 can go and eat a bag of dicks, the Queen has said in a rare speech to the nation
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Learner Driver Let Off After Telling Police She Was A Hairdresser Driving To A Bootcamp-Themed Wedding In A Food Court
A 17 year-old Learner driver from Victoria has been told she no longer has to pay a $1600 fine for
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Understanding Government Spending In Australia
There’s been a bit of confusion lately about the difference between a government surplus and a government deficit, and how
SEALED SECTION!! Eleven Photos Of Crowded Places To Feast Your Eyes On!
       
China Begins To Lift Coronavirus Restrictions: Citizens Free To Go Back To Doing Whatever Government Tells Them
In the first sign of a return to normality, Chinese Officials have begun to lift strict coronavirus-related restrictions and returned
Tony Lewis, Creator Of Duckworth-Lewis Scoring System, Dies Aged 78 (Or 26 Under The Duckworth-Lewis Method)
Former university lecturer Tony Lewis, famed for co-creating the Duckworth-Lewis scoring system for rain affected cricket matches, has died. He
The Black Death Was Widely Exaggerated, Andrew Bolt Says  
Sky News commentator Andrew Bolt says the bubonic plague has been blown out of proportion
Woman Working From Home Forced To Have Awkward Kitchen Conversation With Herself
Saying she missed having inane conversations with work colleagues she only vaguely knows, Sydney office worker Katie Schaefer has decided
Bullshit Stories About Coronavirus Are Growing Exponentially, Worrying New Graph Shows
An alarming 146,251 ridiculous new opinions about coronavirus were confirmed in Australia yesterday, up from 122,023 the day before
When Is It Ok To Leave My House? Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
Australians have been told not to leave their house unless it’s absolutely necessary. So what is a permissible reason to