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Our Review Of Malcolm Turnbull’s New Book. “It has a promising start, but loses its way midway through the first page”
Malcolm Turnbull’s new autobiography, A Bigger Picture, is one of the most hotly anticipated political books in years. So much
Australians Reminded To Stay At Least 1.5km Away From Sam Newman
Authorities have warned Australians to stay at least 1.5km away from former media personality Sam Newman, in the interests of
Children Increasingly Using Their Bananas To Facetime, Rather Than Call, Grandparents
In a sign of the rate of change in banana-based technologies, more children are now making video calls on their
Trump’s Name To Be Added To Coronavirus Gravestones
The production of tens of thousands of gravestones in America has been held up after it was decided that Donald
Inspired By Pete Evans, We Created Our Own Machine That Cures Coronavirus  
The coronavirus is affecting a lot of people across the globe right now. While so-called ‘researchers’ are wasting government funds,
MPs Told They’ll Need To Accept $1500 JobKeeper Payment If They’re Not Working Until August
With Parliament cancelled until August, Australia’s federal politicians have been told they will need to access the $750-a-week JobKeeper payment,
Pete Evans Dies After Accidentally Ingesting His Own Bullshit
Celebrity chef Pete Evans has tragically died after unintentionally eating a large quantity of his own bullshit. He was
Woman Complaining About Crowds Yet To Realise She Is Part Of Crowd
A Melbourne woman who posted an angry message on social media about the number of people out and about in
Morrison Delivers Rescue Package For Building Industry, Announcing Extra $2 Million For Scott Cam
The struggling building sector has been thrown a life-line, with the Government announcing it will expand Scott Cam’s careers ambassador
Pell Back In Prison After Being Caught Eating A Kebab In A Park
George Pell is back behind bars tonight after being busted eating a late-night snack in public
Easter Bunny To Come To Australia Via Cruise Ship To Avoid Lockdown Rules
Worried that he may not be able to do his normal Easter deliveries due to the shutdown of Australia’s borders,
BREAKING: Virus Released Into Community
Authorities are warning people to stay indoors after a nasty virus was released into the community today
REPORT: We Created An Exponential Graph Because That’s What People Seem To Be Into Right Now
We’ve created a graph that starts off horizontally but then kicks right up so it’s almost vertical, because that kind
Man Who’s Having An Affair Is ‘Going Out To Get Some Exercise’ Again
Unable to use the normal excuse that he would be working late or had an important client function to go
“Go On, Off You Fuck”, Queen Tells Coronavirus
Covid-19 can go and eat a bag of dicks, the Queen has said in a rare speech to the nation