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Annastacia Palaszczuk Gets First Anabolic Steroid Jab, As She Begins Surprising Attempt To Qualify For Tokyo Olympics

The Queensland Premier has taken her first steps towards an ambitious goal of qualifying for the Tokyo Olympics, receiving the first injection of high-performance anabolic steroids this week.

The Premier revealed that she hoped to travel to the Olympics next month, a feat which has never before been achieved by a 51 year-old with no history of elite sporting ability.

She received her first of 18 steroid injections yesterday. Either that or she was just spinning some bullshit about not being able to get the Astra Zeneca vaccine.  

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