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Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The F*%king Weekend

Pope Francis says he’s looking forward to throwing back a few beers in front of the football on Friday night, after a fairly f*%king stressful week.

Noting that he’s got very little on for the weekend, the Pontiff said it’ll be nice to put his feet up and do f*%k all.

“A few mates have suggested poker on Saturday. But f*&k that. I think I’ll have a night in,” he said.

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