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Men Who Will Never Be Married Meet To Decide Which Other People Can Never Be Married
A group of men who have vowed never to marry or have children will meet in Rome this week to
Doctors Desperately Trying To Photoshop Kim Jong-Un Back To Life
Gravely ill and suffering from suspected heart issues, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un was last night being operated on by
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Scotland And England Having The Best Make Up Sex Ever
Scotland and England have not stopped bonking since nine o’clock this morning
Iraq War Remake To Feature Similar Storyline, Better Special Effects
Washington Studios has announced plans to dust off perennial favourite ‘Iraq War’ for a 2014 remake that it says will
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Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Second Child
SPECIAL REPORT: In a decision that many are labelling irresponsible, a Kensington couple who only a year ago had their
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Scotland To Still Do Washing, Drop In For Occasional Meals In UK
Scotland will become independent, but still call in for a home-cooked dinner on a Sunday, its population confirmed today
Children Threat Under Control, Says Israel
Scores of Palestinian children will no longer pose a threat to the security of Israel, intelligence personnel have confirmed
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Prince George’s First Steps Better Than Your Baby’s First Steps
Prince George’s first steps were superior in every way to your firstborn’s lame attempt at unaided movement, it has been
Iraq Conflict: US Looking Forward To Finishing Job They Finished 11 Years Ago
Announcing plans to send combat troops to Iraq, US President Barack Obama said today he was confident US forces would
Australia, Canada To Withdraw From Climate Change
Australia will lead a coalition of countries, including Canada and potentially India, that will pull out of climate change as
Aussies Shocked By Revelations About Britain’s Rolf Harris
Australians say they are stunned by the allegations made against British national treasure Rolf Harris
More Hashtags Sent To Look For Missing Nigerian Schoolgirls
More than a month after 276 schoolgirls were kidnapped from their classroom in north-eastern Nigeria, thousands of extra hashtags have
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Russian Eurovision Entrant Annexes Best Parts Of Ukraine’s Song
Saying it was the best outcome for everyone, Russia’s Eurovision act today took the chorus and large swathes of the
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English Couple Still Here
That young English couple with the small child haven’t gone home yet, it has emerged
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Wills & Kate Surprised To Learn Age Of Entitlement Over In Australia
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived in Australia today, only to be handed a pair of gloves, a scrubbing