Fearless Man On Righteous Mission From God A Bit Shy About Showing His Face On Camera
A British man who fears no-one and answers only to God, feels more comfortable fulfilling his divine mission in a balaclava, sources confirmed today.
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Abbott Announces Plans To Cover Nation With Giant Flag
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Australia has an Opposition Leader, it has emerged. The man, who functions in much the same way as other humans, was revealed to television audiences last night.