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Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes
Phones Work With Speakerphone Off, Wankers Told
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Tissue In Your Washing This Morning
Phrase ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ Insensitive To Mad People, Committee Finds
Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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France’s Hernandez Cleared To Play Next Game Despite Sustaining 11 Separate Concussions
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Barnaby Joyce Furious As Intrusive Journalists Come Right Into His Living Room!
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“It Was Vikki’s Idea For Me To Lose All Sense Of Responsibility”: Joyce
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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Has A New Privacy Policy For You To Delete
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‘White Flight’ Actually Technical Term For QF43 To Bali, Experts Confirm
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Etihad Stadium Renamed ‘Marvel Stadium’ To Honour Superhero Who Fed A Family Of Four For Under $1000
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Amazing! Our Quiz Can Guess Which City You Grew Up In With Just 1 Question
Adelaide? London? Sydney? Newcastle? We reckon we can guess what city you grew up in with just one question. Go on, try us!
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Bank Robs Man
Authorities are searching for a bank that is alleged to have been involved in a spate of robberies spanning several years.
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Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
A Brisbane woman who rang Centrelink to enquire about a youth allowance 38 years ago has finally had her phone call answered and is now eligible for the aged...
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“She Quit Her Job, Now This #GirlBoss Makes $23 a Fortnight”
“If you can’t eat it, don’t wear it”. That’s the motto of plucky local woman Joyce Chambers, who gave up her high paying job as an actualisation consultant to...
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Vacuous, Attention-Seeking Reality TV Star Meets With Kim Kardashian
A narcissistic social media star who is famous merely for being famous has met with Kim Kardashian at the White House.
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