Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The Fucking Weekend

Pope Francis says he’s looking forward to throwing back a few beers in front of the football on Friday night, after a fairly fucking stressful week.

Fiona Nash Says She’s Had A Glass-And-A-Half Full™ Of Conflict Of Interest Accusations

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‘Strategic’ And ‘Innovative’ To Be Part Of All Mission Statements By 2020

A leading marketing body has called for all company mission statements to...

Obama Takes Time Out From Flying Drones To Tell Putin Not To Invade Ukraine

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Qantas to charge extra for smiles

Under increasing pressure to halt declining revenues, Australia’s national carrier Qantas today...

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Axing Of Today Tonight Sends Shockwaves Through Fad Diet Community
The Shovel | February 3, 2014
Channel 7’s decision to scrap current affairs flagship Today Tonight in Australia’s eastern states is a massive blow for serious journalism, according to those who rely on the show’s in-depth...

Hipster Says Not Having A Moustache Is Now More Ironic Than Actually Having A Moustache
The Shovel | June 28, 2012
In a shock announcement yesterday a prominent Sydney hipster revealed that it may now actually be more ironic not to wear a moustache, given the explosion in the number...

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Nation’s private parts to be nationalised. Joe Hockey says that having one woman in a cabinet of 19 – or around 30% - is about the right mix. Girlfriend still talking about dream she had last night. “If an election were held today, we’d be totally unprepared for it,” Australian Electoral Commission claims. Tarot card reader fails to predict her own irrelevance.
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‘Strategic’ And ‘Innovative’ To Be Part Of All Mission Statements By 2020
The Shovel | March 4, 2014
A leading marketing body has called for all company mission statements to include the words ‘strategic’, ‘innovative’ and ‘solutions’ within six years.

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  Qantas to charge extra for smiles
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Channel 7 Raid: No evidence of Corby deal, but AFP discovers How To Save At The Bowser, Which Cleaning Products Passed The Mum Test, and What Your Electricity Provider Doesn’t Want You To Know
The Shovel | February 18, 2014
The Australian Federal Police raided Channel 7’s Pyrmont offices today as part of a proceeds of crime investigation.

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