News in Brief
Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight By Standing Up As Soon As Plane Lands
Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
Smoking e-Cigarettes Significantly Lowers Risk Of Looking Cool, Report Finds
NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes
I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article
Phones Work With Speakerphone Off, Wankers Told
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Tissue In Your Washing This Morning
Phrase ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ Insensitive To Mad People, Committee Finds
Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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Alan Jones Calls On John Williamson To Change ‘True Blue’ To ‘Winnie Blue’
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Morrison Says He’ll Keep Close Tabs On ABC To Ensure No Further Political Interference
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‘A Beacon Of Stability’: Australia Hasn’t Changed Leaders In 30 Years
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Labor Names Malcolm Turnbull As Candidate For Wentworth By-Election
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Scott Morrison Uses Question Time To Ask ‘WHO’S F*%KIN’ TONIGHT!?’
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Baby Makes Historic Appearance At UN General Assembly
In what is a first for the United Nations, a baby has made an appearance at a General Assembly meeting in New York.
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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean
Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant Coles today launched a new initiative that will funnel...
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New 3/4 Diet Requires You To Speak About Diet 3/4 Of The Time
A revolutionary new diet which requires devotees to speak about the diet to friends and family three out of every four minutes, has been labeled as ‘irresponsible’.
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Energy Policy: Australia To Be Entirely Powered By Tony Abbott’s Bullshit By 2020
Tony Abbott’s ongoing bullsh*t will provide enough energy to power the nation for a generation, a Coalition policy report claims.
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Liberal Party Sets Target For Amount Of Empty Rhetoric About Female MPs
Liberal Leader Scott Morrison says he is open to setting minimum targets for the amount of times the party makes a hollow statement about the importance of women in...
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