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Campbell Newman’s Defamation Lawsuit Accidentally Written On Acland Mine Letterhead
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Government Already Looking Ahead To Next Week’s Medicare Policy
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Fox News Is A ‘No-Go Zone’ For Humans With A Brain, Expert Confirms
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Gunmen Shocked To Discover New Charlie Hebdo Magazine Already Set Up In Afterlife
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How The Abolition Of The Carbon Tax Changed My Life: Australian Women Share Their Stories
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Try-Outs For Team Australia To Start Next Month
People wishing to join Team Australia will need to complete a range of sporting challenges, including archery, long jump and swimming, as part of new migration rules announced today.
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Not Having A Beard Now More Ironic Than Having A Beard, Hipster Reveals
Taking the time to shave your facial hair is now even more ironic than letting it grow long, it has emerged.
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Hottest 100 Win Could Be Just The Break Taylor Swift Needs, Says Manager
Taking out the top position on the annual countdown of Australia’s most popular public radio station could be the start of something big, Taylor Swift’s manager said today.
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Woman Uncertain Whether To Instagram Bowl Of Pasta Before Or After Adding Parmesan
Sydney woman Bridget Gretel was today weighing up whether to upload a photo of the pasta she’s cooked as is, or wait until she’s grated some fresh Parmesan over...
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Diet Involves Eating Nothing But Your Own Bullshit
Oscar winning actress Gywneth Paltrow has released a strict new diet that consists exclusively of lemon juice and your own self-important drivel. It follows Paltrow’s advice early this month...
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