News in Brief
Australia Falls 4 Places – From 18th to 28th – In International Maths Rankings
Research Finds Most Typing Errors On Digital Media Caused By AutoCock
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
God Doesn’t Give A Fuck Who Gets Married
Apple Launches New, Beautifully-Designed Tax Avoidance Program
Pauline Hanson Dismisses Xenophobia Claims: “I’m Not Afraid At All Of Nick Xenophon”
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
House Prices To Fall From ‘Unattainable’ To ‘Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say
Experts Now Recommend Taking Photos Of 3 Meals A Day
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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North Korea Threatens To Completely Photoshop America Off The Map
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Trump Restless As North Korea Briefing Ambles Past 30 Second Mark
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Hackers Demand The Immediate Destruction Of All Future Episodes Of The Bachelor
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Government Calls Emergency Meeting To Resolve Best Way Of Doing Nothing
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Growing Global Inequality Driven By 7.52 Billion People Not Being Billionaires, Experts Say
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5 Tips For People Worried About Same-Sex Marriage
One of the most hotly contested ideas of the last few years is being debated again. Should we allow two people of the same sex to get married now,...
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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods
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All Senators To Be Sent To Nauru Until Citizenship Status Confirmed
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First Episode Of New Dr Who To Just Be Men Explaining Concept Of Time Travel To Jodie Whittaker
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Australian Head Of State Forced To Resign After British Citizenship Revealed
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All Senators To Be Sent To Nauru Until Citizenship Status Confirmed
Australia’s remaining senators will be held on the island of Nauru as a precautionary measure, to allow authorities to properly establish their citizenship status.
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Change.org Launches New ‘Select All’ Function, To Allow Users To Sign All 83 Million Petitions At Once
Concerned citizens will now be able to more easily make a real impact on the issues that matter to them, with a new function that allows them to automatically...
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Peta Credlin: “This Chaos Never Would Have Happened When I Was Prime Minister”
Guest columnist Peta Credlin The sloppiness, the infighting, the slip-ups. The lack of any ‘plan B’ for the marriage equality plebiscite. These things would never have happened in my...
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I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article
Have you ever stopped and wondered what it would be like if I had to live without my phone for a week? Nah, me neither. Problem is, we’ve got...
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