News in Brief
Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight By Standing Up As Soon As Plane Lands
Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
Smoking e-Cigarettes Significantly Lowers Risk Of Looking Cool, Report Finds
NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes
I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article
Phones Work With Speakerphone Off, Wankers Told
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Tissue In Your Washing This Morning
Phrase ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ Insensitive To Mad People, Committee Finds
Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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Dutton: “I Manage To Live In My Electorate, Even Though I’m Missing My Soul”
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Morrison Delays Calling Election, To Give His Team Another Chance To Fuck It Up
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Low-Income Australians To Receive One-Off Lump Of Coal, To Help Offset Threat Of Renewables
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Eddie McGuire Dusts Off Heartfelt Apology He Gave Last Month
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Man Has A Few Beers, Accidentally Goes To America To Ask NRA For $20 Million
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Claims Pauline Hanson Read Book About Port Arthur Massacre Dismissed As ‘Ridiculous’
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Mueller Report: Americans Shocked To Learn They Elected Racist, Sexist, Psychopath All By Themselves
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Hanson Says She’s Heard Claims Made By Al Jazeera And Will Confront Him About It Personally
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Only 80% Of Australians Are Wellness Bloggers, New Jobs Figures Show
Surprising new employment figures released today have revealed that only four in five Australians have a wellness blog or app.
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Hanson Says She’s Heard Claims Made By Al Jazeera And Will Confront Him About It Personally
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has reacted angrily to reports that Al Jazeera secretly recorded her staff soliciting gun lobby funding, saying she will call Mr Jazeera personally to...
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Woman Mistakenly Thinks Friends Give Shit About Her Holiday
In what has been described as a gross misunderstanding, a Brisbane women somehow assumed her friends were interested in seeing 141 photos of her sipping a drink on a...
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Barnaby Joyce Furious As Intrusive Journalists Come Right Into His Living Room!
Saying enough was enough, Barnaby Joyce has again called for journalists to respect his privacy, after he arrived home last night to find a camera crew and interviewer actually...
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The Shovel’s Official 2019 Election Guide Is Here
With an election just around the corner, you need analysis you can trust. Our 100-page Official Election Guide – created with the writers at The Chaser Quarterly – is the...
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