News in Brief
Australia Falls 4 Places – From 18th to 28th – In International Maths Rankings
Research Finds Most Typing Errors On Digital Media Caused By AutoCock
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
God Doesn’t Give A Fuck Who Gets Married
Apple Launches New, Beautifully-Designed Tax Avoidance Program
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
House Prices To Fall From ‘Unattainable’ To ‘Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say
Experts Now Recommend Taking Photos Of 3 Meals A Day
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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Barnaby Joyce Calls For Removal Of ‘Biased’ Rainbows From Sky Until Plebiscite Concludes
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“I Like Babies, But I Wouldn’t Eat A Whole One,” Turnbull Reassures Outraged Public
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“I Am Being Silenced” Dick Smith Says In Interview With National Media Network
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Americans Build Statue Of Trump, Just So They Can Tear It Down Again
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Outrage! North Korea Drops Nuclear Test Just DAYS After Taylor’s Single
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‘No’ Campaign Ad Warns Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Widespread Tolerance
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Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Men Wearing Dresses, Church Fears
Legalising same sex marriage is a slippery slope towards men wearing long flowing dresses and jewellery, an advertisement funded by Christian groups has warned.
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Ronald McDonald Statues To Be Removed – Found To Be Offensive To Absolutely Everyone
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World Leaders Wary Of Negotiating With Crazy, Unpredictable Despot, And Kim Jong-Un
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Jacqui Lambie May Be Dual Citizen Of Tasmania, Office Reveals
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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods
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Changing Australia Day “An Insult To All Dual Citizens”, Politicians Say
Members of the House and Senate have joined Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull in condemning the Yarra City Council’s decision to scrap Australia Day celebrations, saying it was out of...
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“Kids Today Don’t Have A Clue,” Says Man Who Types With One Finger.
Young people entering the workforce do not have the professional abilities required to succeed in business, a man who types emails with his index finger says.
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Apple Unveils Sleek New Tax Haven
Apple CEO Tim Cook today announced the company’s latest offering – a beautifully designed offshore tax-avoidance scheme, named the iHaven.
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‘No’ Campaign Ad Warns Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Widespread Tolerance
Legalising same sex marriage could make people treat others equally, a new advertisement from the Coalition For Marriage has warned.
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