News in Brief
Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes
Phones Work With Speakerphone Off, Wankers Told
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Tissue In Your Washing This Morning
Phrase ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ Insensitive To Mad People, Committee Finds
Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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Peter Dutton Criticises Thailand For Failing To Keep Their Children In Detention
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“It Was A Tragedy” Lions Who Killed Poachers Say They Forgot To Take Selfie For Social Media
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David Leyonhjelm Resigns To Take Up New Role As Sky News Presenter
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Tony Abbott Demands To Know Which Dickhead Signed Australia Up To The Paris Climate Agreement
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The Shovel & The Chaser – Live In Melbourne – SECOND SHOW ADDED!
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Shorten Meets With Shadow Cabinet To Formulate This Week’s Tax Policy
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Woolworths To Phase In Plastic Bags
Supermarket giant Woolworths says it is committed to phasing in plastic bags across all of its fresh fruit and vegetables over the next two years, in a move it...
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Man Dies After Removing Memory Stick Without Properly Ejecting It First
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Man Buries Himself Under Road For 3 Days In Stunningly Realistic Portrayal Of Life In Hobart
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Amazing! Our Quiz Can Guess Which City You Grew Up In With Just 1 Question
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Vacuous, Attention-Seeking Reality TV Star Meets With Kim Kardashian
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Bank Robs Man
Authorities are searching for a bank that is alleged to have been involved in a spate of robberies spanning several years.
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Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight By Standing Up As Soon As Plane Lands
A Sydney businessman has arrived at his destination almost two full seconds before his fellow passengers, after bolting up into the aisle the moment the fasten seatbelt sign went...
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Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Men Wearing Dresses, Church Fears
Legalising same sex marriage is a slippery slope towards men wearing long flowing dresses and jewellery, an advertisement funded by Christian groups has warned.
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Royal Carriage Fitted With Third Child Seat
Prince William was this morning trying to get the child seat strap to reach the bloody anchor bolt in his Grandma’s old carriage.
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