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Woman Uncertain Whether To Instagram Bowl Of Pasta Before Or After Adding Parmesan
Sydney woman Bridget Gretel was today weighing up whether to upload a photo of the pasta she’s cooked as is, or wait until she’s grated some fresh Parmesan over...
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Bigots Relieved To Have Clarity On Rights
Racists, misogynists and narrow-minded fanatics around Australia will go back to being assholes after a period of uncertainty about their rights.
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Google+ Still Going, Researchers Claim
A small community of Google+ users has been discovered in northern California, years after they were assumed to have died out.
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Formula One Engine Sound To Be Replaced By High Pitch Whine Of Bernie Ecclestone
Grand Prix supremo Bernie Ecclestone has responded to claims that the new Formula One engines are not loud enough, vowing to personally fix the problem.
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