News in Brief
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight By Standing Up As Soon As Plane Lands
Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While On Hold
Smoking e-Cigarettes Significantly Lowers Risk Of Looking Cool, Report Finds
NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes
I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article
Phones Work With Speakerphone Off, Wankers Told
Phrase ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ Insensitive To Mad People, Committee Finds
Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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Morrison Enlists Scott Cam To Head Up New Bushfire Response Team
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Government Says It’s Inappropriate To Talk About Global Warming When It’s So Damn Hot
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“Labor Lost Because It Had An Unpopular Leader”, Says Some Guy
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Morrison Responds To Increasing Numbers Of Bushfires By Not Scrapping Franking Credits
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Labor: “Our Campaign Had Too Many Messages”. Shorten: “I Reject That For The Following 17 Reasons”
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Leonardo DiCaprio Steps Out With New Girlfriend Who Is Same Age As Him In 1997
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Morrison Agrees To Allow Protests If They Don’t Take Place In Public Or Express An Opinion
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Halloween: This Kid Is Dressing Up As A Coal Industry Lobbyist In Order To Get Bigger Handouts
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Woolworths Blames ‘Complicated’ IR Laws For Accidentally Paying All Of Their Senior Executives Correctly
Woolworths boss Brad Banducci says Australia’s complex and inflexible industrial relations system makes it nearly impossible to avoid paying senior executives their full salary entitlements.
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Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
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New Premium Pet Food Range Made From Only The Finest Former Melbourne Cup Winners
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Man Becomes First Person To Drive 42km In Under 2 Hours In Sydney Traffic
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Here’s The Full Unedited Transcript Of Donald Trump’s Call With The Ukrainian President
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7 Phrases Scott Morrison Learnt From His Empathy Consultant To Make Him Sound Like A Human Being
This week it was revealed that the Morrison government paid $190,000 to receive advice from empathy consultants. The Shovel can now reveal exclusive further detail about the training –...
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Boomers Awarded Most Annoying Generation. Millennials Furious They Didn’t Get Participation Trophy
An award ceremony for most annoying generation – won by Baby Boomers – has been marred by controversy, after the Millennials were not given a single participation trophy.
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God Doesn’t Give A Fuck Who Gets Married
The Almighty Father couldn’t give two shits which humans want to sign a piece of paper outlining their commitment to each other, it has been revealed.
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The Shovel & The Chaser Quarterly Present: ‘The War on 2019 – LIVE’
After a sold-out national tour last year, The Chaser Quarterly and The Shovel once again join forces to bring you The War on 2019 – an in-depth analysis of all the...
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