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Turnbull Says NBN Is
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says the
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New iPhone 8 Battery Life Expanded To Accommodate Centrelink’s Average Hold Time
In a nod to its Australian customers, tech giant Apple has unveiled a new iPhone with a beefed up fourteen-hour battery life – long enough...
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Ronald McDonald Statues To Be Removed – Found To Be Offensive To Absolutely Everyone
More than 12,000 Ronald McDonald statues will be torn down over the next month after it was realised they were totally fucking creepy and weird.
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Growing Global Inequality Driven By 7.52 Billion People Not Being Billionaires, Experts Say
The growing problem of global inequality could be solved overnight if 7.52 billion people did the right thing and came billionaires, a new study suggests.
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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods
A new range of paleo bars replicate the ease, convenience and colourful packaging that cavemen would have been accustomed to, the products’ manufacturers say.
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New Uber App Displays All Sexual Harassment Cases Currently In Uber HQ
Tech giant Uber has launched an innovative new app that alerts users to hundreds of live harassment cases within a 20-yard radius of its Californian...
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Thermomix: “Users Burnt. But Perfectly Seasoned” Company Claims
The Australian distributor of the high-end cooking appliance Thermomix says the allegation that many users have been badly burnt is true, but that the flavour...
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Fairfax Axes 1/4 Editorial Jobs: Promises “Australian Journalasm Wont Suffa”
“All of our papers is in good hands,” says a statement released today by one of the two remaining employees at Fairfax Media.
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Convenient ‘Shuttle Plane’ Service To Link Western Sydney Airport To City
Passengers arriving at the new Western Sydney Airport will be able to take advantage of a regular and affordable shuttle plane service into Sydney Airport, from...
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Trump To Utilise Valuable Advertising Space On Side Of Missiles
Saying he couldn’t believe no-one had ever thought of it before, US President Donald Trump today unveiled plans to buy-up advertising real estate on the nation’s...
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Hot Cross Buns In Supermarkets Already
Hot Cross Buns have begun to appear on supermarket shelves, it has been revealed.
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United Launches New Drag-On/Drag-Off Seating
US airline giant United launched an innovative new seating class today, which will see customers dragged to and from their seats for a modest extra...
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Apple Releases ‘Apple Watch’ In Hilarious April Fools Day Hoax
Tech giant Apple has announced plans to produce an ‘Apple watch’, in one of the funniest April Fools day pranks so far.
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Samsung Releases Amazing New ‘Non-Exploding’ Phone
Mobile phone giant Samsung today unveiled its latest innovation, a phone that stays unexploded, even when used under normal conditions.
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Banks Charge Government ‘Processing Fee’ For Answering Inquiry Questions
A $22.50 processing fee has been applied to each question answered during the parliamentary inquiry into banks, it was revealed today.
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