Business
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Aussie ‘Battler’ Pays No Tax, Says Media Organisation That Also Pays No Tax
A multinational media organisation that last year paid around 0.1% of its turnover in tax has written a lovely little story about a low-income man...
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FOR SALE: 160 Life-Sized Mechanical Dinosaurs. As New, Quick Sale.
We’re helping a mate clear out some bits and bobs so he can get together some extra cash.
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Embarassing! Reserve Bank Accidently Puts Non-Australian On New $5 Note
In an embarrassing blunder, the RBA today released a new Australian $5 note featuring a woman who has never actually lived here.
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Google Accidently Pays Tax In April Fool’s Day Gag Gone Wrong
Search giant Google – known for its elaborate April Fool’s day pranks – was in damage control after it accidently went through with its latest...
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Telstra Offers Free Payphone Calls To Customers This Weekend
Customers of telecommunications giant Telstra will get unlimited calls on the country’s payphone network this Easter long weekend, as compensation for further mobile downtime in recent...
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Vatican’s Financial Statements, Prepared By George Pell, Leaked To Media
The Catholic Church made net earnings of ‘I cannot recall’ in the last financial year, according to documents prepared by the Vatican’s Finance Minister Cardinal George Pell.
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Uber’s Total Tax Bill Last Year Was Only … Wait, PUPPIES!
Uber, the Silicon Valley tech giant valued at over $60 billion, paid an astonishingly low tax rate of just … hang on a second! Is...
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Cool New Little ‘For Lease’ Signs Popping Up All Over Kings Cross
Sydney’s entertainment precinct King’s Cross is undergoing a revival, with a wave of hip new ‘For Lease’ and ‘Closed’ signs setting up in the area.
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Sacked Queensland Nickel Workers Offered Complimentary PUP Memberships
TOWNSVILLE: All is not lost for the former employees of Clive Palmer’s Queensland Nickel, with the announcement today that each of the 237 laid-off workers...
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Australia’s Self Worth Dips Below 70 US Cents
The nation’s self esteem is trading below 70 US cents for the first time since 2009.
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Fears Big Business May Pack Up And Pay No Tax Elsewhere If Laws Change
Tougher company tax laws would simply encourage multi-nationals offshore, meaning Australia would miss out on tens – even hundreds – of dollars in tax receipts,...
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Santa Now Offering End-To-End Customer-Focused Christmas Delivery Solutions
Christmas delivery expert Santa Claus is staying on-trend in the competitive Christmas market by offering best-in-class gift outcomes this year.
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Supermarket Looking To Hire Casual Self Checkout Machines For Busy Christmas Period
A local supermarket has put the call out for self checkout machines that are available to work Friday nights and weekend shifts in the lead...
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Racists Forced To Buy Southern Cross Singlets From Myer
Australia’s racists will be forced to look further afield for their paraphernalia, after they were left with no choice but to boycott retailer David Jones.
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