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Terrorists May Be Hiding In Your Vegemite, National Party Reveals
The next ISIS attack is being planned in your pantry, reports have confirmed
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8% Cut In Coalition’s Primary Vote Actually An ‘Efficiency Dividend’ Government Says
The support for the Government has not fallen since the 2013 Federal Election, Finance Minister Mathias Cormann has confirmed
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Self Checkout Machine Can Do Work Of 6 Totally Useless Humans: Study
Self checkout machines, now popular in supermarkets and stores throughout the country, have the same output as six utterly incompetent
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Abbott To Address G20 Leaders On Parking Issues In His Warringah Electorate
Tony Abbott will use his closing address at the G20 Summit in Brisbane today to shine a light on the
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“Future Generations Will Judge Us By What We Do About The GP Co-Payment Today”: Abbott Tells G20
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has told world leaders that the time to act on visits to the doctor is
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Shirts Compulsory At All G20 Meetings, Say Organisers
In what some have described as overly draconian measures, the organisers of this week’s G20 Summit in Brisbane have set
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“From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation
Getting right up close in his face and whispering “things are going to be on my terms now, sunshine”, Tony
Obama Starting To Wish He Never Left Kenya
Responsible for the outbreak of Ebola and suffering a humiliating defeat in the midterm elections, US President Barack Obama is
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90% Of IKEA Customers Funnelled Offshore
Only one in ten customers who entered an IKEA store in the 2013/14 financial year remained in Australia, with the
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Protectionist Survives/Wins Melbourne Cup
German stayer Protectionist put in a stunning performance at Melbourne’s Flemington Racecourse on Tuesday, completing the course without dying
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‘I Occasionally Eat Coal’ Admits Abbott
Prime Minister Tony Abbott conceded today that he enjoys eating coal from time to time, describing the popular fossil fuel
Science To Be Replaced By Anecdotes
Scientific research programs will be cut back and replaced by a recent experience the guy down the shops had, it
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Tony Abbott Calls For Mature Three Word Slogan Debate About GST
It is time to have a grown up, sensible conversation about a Big New Tax, the Prime Minister said today
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Reality TV Now Just A Recap Of What’s Coming Up
Reality TV is now just a series of segments summarising a previous section that told you what was coming up
Mark Zuckerberg Wows Crowd By Reciting Address Of Everyone Present
Looking relaxed and wearing a casual grey t-shirt and jeans, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg stunned a University crowd yesterday by