World Utterly Un-Shocked By News President-Elect Paid Prostitutes To Urinate On Him

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The world has heard the news about the future leader of the free world paying to be urinated on by a prostitute, said ‘sounds legit’, then got back to what it was doing.

“That’s interesting” Californian man Brian Herbert said, on hearing that the man who will soon have access to the world’s largest nuclear arsenal entered a hotel room, called for a group of hookers, paid them, then watched while they relieved themselves.

On hearing the news, Alison Lambert from Seattle said, “He did what?”. But once the intricacies about what the next US leader had done were explained to her she said, “Oh, no surprises there then”.

Mr Trump has denied the allegations, making absolutely no change to whether people think he did it or not.