Manager Selflessly Offers To Help Clean Up Giant, Stinking Mess He Created

manager offers to clean up giant mess he created

Saying it was important to pitch in and work together, Operations Manager Andrew Jenkins offered to help staff clean up a massive, steaming shit he did in the boardroom last week.

Dressed in neat casual attire, Mr Jenkins brought some paper towels and cleaning spray to an out-of-hours working bee, hovering over the work site for several minutes before saying he had the trust in his team to sort this one out without him.

Mr Jenkins said the clean up – which lasted several days – was a fantastic development opportunity for staff, many of whom had little or no previous experience dealing with such a large pile of excrement.

Mr Jenkins today generously volunteered to take full credit for the successful clean-up effort.

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1 Comment

  1. Mental Health First Aid

    June 27, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    LOL!!! Hey Andrew, we want some more action!!