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U.S. News Bulletin To Now Give Overview Of The Day’s News, Sport, Mass Shootings And Weather
TV news bulletins will now give Americans an overview of the day’s top mass murders, along with the regular sport,
With Hard Work And An Entrepreneurial Spirit, Anyone Named Bush Or Clinton Can Make It Here, Americans Told
Lacking the obstacles and prejudices often found in other countries, America offers those who work hard, love their country, and
Obama Starting To Wish He Never Left Kenya
Responsible for the outbreak of Ebola and suffering a humiliating defeat in the midterm elections, US President Barack Obama is
Iraq Conflict: US Looking Forward To Finishing Job They Finished 11 Years Ago
Announcing plans to send combat troops to Iraq, US President Barack Obama said today he was confident US forces would
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Obama Takes Time Out From Flying Drones To Tell Putin Not To Invade Ukraine
Asking a colleague to cover his shift, US President Barack Obama briefly took a break from flying unmanned drones in
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Breaking Bad Popularity Leads To Surge In Backyard Chemistry Teaching
Authorities in New Mexico say they are worried about a sharp rise in amateur chemistry teaching, following the success of
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Obama To Read All Briefings From Top Secret Sleeping Bag
US President Barack Obama will read all Government briefings from a high-tech goose down sleeping bag, starting next month
Obama Reaches Out To Angela Merkel: “I Know How You’re Feeling. No, Really.”
US President Barak Obama has reached out to Angela Merkel after it emerged US Government agencies may have been tapping
Americans Saved From First World Healthcare
The threat of a modern healthcare system may have been averted thanks to American ingenuity
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Daily Show Segment: Americans Shocked To Discover Existence of Entire Other Country
Americans were treated to some of the most outrageous, inane and downright scary highlights from Australia’s election campaign during a
Edward Snowden Just Relieved To Finally Be In A Country That Respects Freedom
After more than a month on the run from the oppressive forces of the US Government, whistleblower Edward Snowden says
America Has “The Best Mass Surveillance System Since East Germany”: Obama
As high-level talks between China and the US wound up in California on the weekend, US President Barack Obama stressed
Concerns That “Obama Is Only Human” Claims May Actually Be Correct
The man who in 2009 won a Nobel Peace Prize using just an inspirational turn of phrase and apparently once
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Tony Abbott, Mitt Romney Team Up To Produce ‘Binders Full of Women of Calibre’
It’s been dubbed the ‘must-have compendium for the modern man’. Former US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has joined forces with
‘George W Bush Presidential Library’ Actually Just A Small Coffee Table In A Corridor
Former US Presidents and dignitaries from around the world gathered in Dallas yesterday for the opening of the George W