September 4, 2018

Turnbulls Move Out Of Cramped, Dingy 8-Bedroom Prime Minister’s Residence

Saying they were looking forward to having their own space again, the Turnbulls today started moving out of their poky

April 8, 2018

‘30 Newspolls In A Row Is The New 20 Newspolls In A Row’, Turnbull Says

Reaching 30 negative political surveys in a row these days feels the same as reaching 20 negative political surveys in

February 13, 2018

Turnbull Finally Provides Definition Of ‘Partner’

Malcolm Turnbull has moved to clear up any confusion about the meaning of the word ‘partner’, after earlier claiming that

September 12, 2017

Revealed: How Tightarse Turnbull Used A Fake Baby To Smuggle Grog Into The SCG

The image of the Prime Minister cuddling a baby and drinking a beer at the SCG actually exposes an elaborate

September 15, 2015

Turnbull Delivers Rousing Victory Speech Entirely In Latin

Saying it was a victory for the true believers – or “pro victoria orthodoxos” – the new Prime Minister today