August 21, 2018

Nation Just So Fucking Over This

This is getting ridiculous, it has been revealed

April 8, 2018

‘30 Newspolls In A Row Is The New 20 Newspolls In A Row’, Turnbull Says

Reaching 30 negative political surveys in a row these days feels the same as reaching 20 negative political surveys in

February 13, 2018

Turnbull Finally Provides Definition Of ‘Partner’

Malcolm Turnbull has moved to clear up any confusion about the meaning of the word ‘partner’, after earlier claiming that

October 6, 2015

Government Under Turnbull Reduced To 300-Word Slogans, Abbott Claims

Tony Abbott has attacked Malcolm Turnbull for leading a government that he claims amounts to nothing more than a series

September 15, 2015

Turnbull Delivers Rousing Victory Speech Entirely In Latin

Saying it was a victory for the true believers – or “pro victoria orthodoxos” – the new Prime Minister today