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Trump’s Top Landscaping Tips To Prevent Forest Fires
In this exclusive feature, the people’s president lets us in on his favourite landscaping techniques to keep your garden free
Putin Admits He Forgot To Vote In Midterms
A sheepish Vladimir Putin has confessed he totally forgot to vote in yesterday’s US midterms, despite a concerted push in
Trump Boasts To Queen About How Much Property He Owns
Referring to himself as ‘property royalty’, Donald Trump offered to give the Queen a free lesson in wealth accumulation, as
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God And Satan’s 2iCs Hammer Out Trade Agreement For This Season’s Soul Harvest
In an unprecedented diplomatic event between His Glorious Kingdom and The Eternal Hellforge of Damnation, representatives from both parties have
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Trump Meeting Contained Absolutely No Intelligence, Russia Confirms
The Russian foreign minister has responded to the growing furore over his recent White House meeting with Donald Trump, saying
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New FBI Chief Named
Barron Trump has been named the new head of the FBI, following an extensive search that spanned the entire Trump
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Inauguration Marred By Deranged Man Walking Right Onto Stage
A mentally disturbed man has tainted the otherwise smooth running of the 45th Presidential inauguration, casually walking onto the stage
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White, Male, Billionaire ‘Outsider’ Candidate Elected President, In Big Middle Finger To Establishment
Americans have sent the strongest possible message to the nation’s establishment, electing a 70 year-old rich white man from New
Whoops! America Wakes To Discover They Made A Game Show Host President!
In an embarrassing blunder, America has elected a reality TV star with no political experience to be their next President
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Trump Vows To Govern For All White Male Americans, No Matter Who They Voted For
President elect Donald Trump says he will be the President for all white men across all the 50 states of
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Trump Calls For US To Exit EU
Saying it was time to ‘make America Great again’, Donald Trump has begun a bid for his country to leave
Obama Demands Trump Release Certificate Proving He Was Born With A Frontal Lobe
Saying the American people deserved to know the truth, US President Barack Obama made calls today for Republican frontrunner Donald
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Trump Supporters Threaten To Crash Bernie Sanders Rally. Sanders Responds By Setting Up IQ Test At Entrance
Democrat Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has responded to a threat from Donald Trump supporters to disrupt his future rallies, setting up a