November 8, 2020

Donald Trump Has Released An Official Statement

"You're not the boss of me!"

October 5, 2020

Trump May Not Be In A Condition To Govern, 4-Year Study Shows

"He has been unresponsive to those around him since January 2017".

October 2, 2020

Tributes Pour In: “Our Thoughts And Prayers Are With The Coronavirus At This Difficult Time”

“This terrible affliction spares no one"

September 25, 2020

Trump Refuses To Accept Outcome Of The Bachelor Finale

"It's a conspiracy engineered by the US Postal Service, Joe Biden and Channel Ten

September 19, 2020

Barron Trump Confirmed As Next Supreme Court Justice

Insiders say Barron Trump is ‘uniquely qualified for the role'.

September 17, 2020

Trump Says Californian Wildfires Due To High Coronavirus Testing Rates

“You don’t test, you don’t get fires"

August 31, 2020

Trump vows to end violence and destruction that’s become rampant under current President

Donald Trump has assured voters that he will clean up the chaos that has become part of everyday life under the current president

August 11, 2020

Mount Rushmore Announces Plans To Add Face Of Barack Obama, Just To Fuck With Trump

"It’s like taunting a toddler – so much fun!”

May 19, 2020

Obamagate Explained

A lot of people have been asking for an explanation of Obamagate. It’s a huge scandal. What happened was very,

May 11, 2020

New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab

New evidence has emerged this week that suggests Donald Trump may have been the result of a laboratory experiment devised

April 25, 2020

Trump’s Suggestion To Inject Disinfectant Falls Flat After Supporters Forced To Contend With Childproof Cap

Donald Trump’s suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure COVID-19 has not led to mass poisoning as first feared, with Trump’s

April 15, 2020

Trump’s Name To Be Added To Coronavirus Gravestones

The production of tens of thousands of gravestones in America has been held up after it was decided that Donald

March 27, 2020

“America Is The Best At Coronavirus, It’s Incredible!”

“America is winning at coronavirus, it’s incredible,” the President has confirmed

February 4, 2020

Trump Calls For US To Leave EU Too

US President Donald Trump has told a rally in Nebraska that it is time the United States followed Britain’s lead

October 20, 2019

Trump Steaks Wins $50 Billion Contract To Supply US Airforce With Warplanes

In a surprise decision, a White House-led government panel has chosen failed food manufacturer Trump Steaks to produce 80 high-tech