May 19, 2020

Obamagate Explained

A lot of people have been asking for an explanation of Obamagate. It’s a huge scandal. What happened was very,

May 11, 2020

New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab

New evidence has emerged this week that suggests Donald Trump may have been the result of a laboratory experiment devised

April 25, 2020

Trump’s Suggestion To Inject Disinfectant Falls Flat After Supporters Forced To Contend With Childproof Cap

Donald Trump’s suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure COVID-19 has not led to mass poisoning as first feared, with Trump’s

April 15, 2020

Trump’s Name To Be Added To Coronavirus Gravestones

The production of tens of thousands of gravestones in America has been held up after it was decided that Donald

March 27, 2020

“America Is The Best At Coronavirus, It’s Incredible!”

“America is winning at coronavirus, it’s incredible,” the President has confirmed

February 4, 2020

Trump Calls For US To Leave EU Too

US President Donald Trump has told a rally in Nebraska that it is time the United States followed Britain’s lead

October 20, 2019

Trump Steaks Wins $50 Billion Contract To Supply US Airforce With Warplanes

In a surprise decision, a White House-led government panel has chosen failed food manufacturer Trump Steaks to produce 80 high-tech

October 9, 2019

Trump Supporter With No Healthcare And No Job Not Sure How Much More Winning He Can Take 

Ron Blakey of Virginia says he can hardly handle all of the winning he’s been doing since Donald Trump became

September 22, 2019

Trump Cancels Meeting With Australian PM Over Refusal To Sell New Zealand To US

Donald Trump has cut short a state visit with Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, after Morrison ruled out selling New

July 16, 2019

Trump On Epstein: “I Only Associate With The Very Best Sex Offenders”

US President Donald Trump has defended his former relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffery Epstein, saying he only associates with the

July 4, 2019

Trump’s July 4 Military Parade Included Life Size Replica Of His Incredible, Very Large Hands 

Donald Trump has used an Independence Day military parade in Washington to prove to his detractors that he has a

July 2, 2019

Ivanka Trump Surprised To Discover Meeting Is With North Korean Leader, Not Kim Kardashian

Ivanka Trump, the daughter of the US President, says she was taken aback when she realised her high profile meeting

February 14, 2019

Donald Trump To Spend Romantic Valentine’s Dinner With The Love Of His Life

US President Donald Trump says he’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day with the most talented, gifted, amazing person he knows,

January 29, 2019

Trump Shows Off Negotiating Skills By Shrewdly Giving In To Every Single One Of Democrats’ Demands

US President Donald Trump has displayed some of the deal-making magic he promised during the 2017 campaign, shutting down the

January 13, 2019

US Government Shutdown Enters 104th Week

The US has entered its 724th day without a functioning government, with no end in sight to the growing crisis