September 19, 2020

Barron Trump Confirmed As Next Supreme Court Justice

Insiders say Barron Trump is ‘uniquely qualified for the role'.

May 17, 2017

Trump Meeting Contained Absolutely No Intelligence, Russia Confirms

The Russian foreign minister has responded to the growing furore over his recent White House meeting with Donald Trump, saying

February 9, 2017

Situation Room Converted Into Twitter Room

The White House’s intelligence and national security facility has been converted into a comfortable place for Donald Trump to tweet,

January 22, 2017

Trump Watches Prostitutes Urinate On Oval Office, In Traditional Presidential Handover

In what has become an elegant and essential component of the presidential transition, new president Donald Trump oversaw the traditional ‘pissing on

January 21, 2017

Inauguration Marred By Deranged Man Walking Right Onto Stage

"He walked right up to the podium!"

December 4, 2016

Aides Secretly Replace Trump’s Cell Phone With Toy Phone

Advisers for Donald Trump have sneakily swapped the President-elect’s phone with a plastic Fisher Price device, which they say he

November 9, 2016

Trump Vows To Govern For All White Male Americans, No Matter Who They Voted For

President elect Donald Trump says he will be the President for all white men across all the 50 states of