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“Future Generations Will Judge Us By What We Do About The GP Co-Payment Today”: Abbott Tells G20
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has told world leaders that the time to act on visits to the doctor is
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“From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation
Getting right up close in his face and whispering “things are going to be on my terms now, sunshine”, Tony
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‘I Occasionally Eat Coal’ Admits Abbott
Prime Minister Tony Abbott conceded today that he enjoys eating coal from time to time, describing the popular fossil fuel
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Freedom Reduced In Order To Maintain Freedom
Government monitoring and surveillance will increase, hold-without charge laws will be re-introduced, and restrictions will be ramped up, in order
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Australia’s Terror Threat Level Raised To ‘Budget Problems’
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken the extraordinary step of raising Australia’s threat level from ‘medium’ to ‘budget problems’, saying
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Try-Outs For Team Australia To Start Next Month
People wishing to join Team Australia will need to complete a range of sporting challenges, including archery, long jump and
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Abbott To Send In 3-Star General To Secure Australia’s Internet
Following a week of confusion about the exact details of Australia’s data retention policy, Prime Minister Tony Abbott moved to
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Abbott Running Out Of Sporting Analogies
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott will be forced to describe his policies using comparisons to sports such as netball, hockey
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Government Marks 200 Days Without Reporting On The Arrival Of A Boat
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today said his government had successfully “stopped the reporting of boats,” marking 200 days since