All posts tagged "tony abbott satire"
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Tony Abbott Loses Tough Battle Against Formidable Opponent ‘The Year 2019’
Former Prime Minister Tony has conceded defeat in the seat of Warringah, after a long and hotly contested battle against The Year 2019.
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‘Western Culture Is Superior’, Tony Abbott Says, As Poo Jogger Puts Finishing Touches To 32nd Public Dump
In a busy news day yesterday, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott said Western culture was better than other cultures, and Brisbane executive Andrew Douglas Macintosh...
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Here’s The Official Apology From The ABC Regarding Their Description Of Tony Abbott
The ABC’s news division was today censured for describing Tony Abbott as ‘the most destructive politician of his generation’. Here is the official policy from...
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Abbott Makes Pitch For Leadership Return, In Dazzling 400-Flag Press Conference
“I have what it takes to lead this nation again,” Tony Abbott told journalists today, backed by 400 of his most loyal flags.
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Energy Policy: Australia To Be Entirely Powered By Tony Abbott’s Bullshit By 2020
Tony Abbott’s ongoing bullsh*t will provide enough energy to power the nation for a generation, a Coalition policy report claims.
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Abbott Takes On New Role As Spokesperson For Antarctica Tropical Resort Industry
In his inaugural speech for the Antarctica Tropical Resort Association (ATRA), Tony Abbott said that climate change is beneficial, particularly for Antarctic regions looking to...
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Crazy, Ranting Man Claiming To Be Former Prime Minister Of Australia
A deranged, agitated man gate-crashed an event in London today, claiming he was once the head of an industrialised nation.
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Macklemore Dispute: Abbott Calls For More Pop Songs About Heterosexual Relationships
As the furore over US star Macklemore’s NRL grand final appearance continued, former PM Tony Abbott said it would be nice to have at least...
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Abbott Sustains Back Injury Lifting Parliamentary Entitlements
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has injured his back lifting parliamentary privileges. He forgot to bend his knees.
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Tony Abbott Says Cabinet Position Would Give Him And Government Best Chance Of Passing 2014 Budget
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has made it clear he would like to return to the front bench, saying it would give him time to...
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Abbott Confirms He’ll Directly Confront Putin About Money Laundering Allegations
The tricky question of who will confront Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin about an alleged $2 billion tax-avoidance scheme has been answered this evening, with...
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The Week in 60 Seconds
Here’s what happened this week.
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“I Think For Myself” Credlin Tells Abbott To Say
“I am my own man and I make my own decisions,” a set of talking points written by Peta Credlin for Tony Abbott says.
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Abbott Says He’ll Need To Check With Credlin Before Confirming Or Denying Their Affair
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott says he will be happy to confirm or deny rumours of a relationship with his chief of staff Peta Credlin,...
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Abbott’s Undermining Of Turnbull Is ‘Amateur Hour’ Kevin Rudd Claims
Watching former Prime Minister Tony Abbott try to undermine the current Prime Minister is like watching a game of under 11s cricket, Kevin Rudd says.
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