November 16, 2015

Terrorists Outraged To Find Afterlife Teeming With Democracy & Free Speech

A terrorist who blew himself up in the name of a medieval, despotic caliphate arrived in the afterlife last night to find

November 21, 2014

Terrorists May Be Hiding In Your Vegemite, National Party Reveals

The next ISIS attack is being planned in your pantry, reports have confirmed

September 12, 2014

Australia’s Terror Threat Level Raised To ‘Budget Problems’

Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken the extraordinary step of raising Australia’s threat level from ‘medium’ to ‘budget problems’, saying

August 17, 2014

Local Terrorist Calls It Quits After Dole Payment Threat

Saying he believed in jihad, but not that much, local terrorist Sam Hughes* has decided to call time on his

May 27, 2012

Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Melbourne’s Myki Ticketing System

Abdul Hameed Muhammad, a senior figure in Al Qaeda has declared that the terrorist group is behind ‘Myki’, Melbourne’s new