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Apple Watch Only Works If You Have ‘Consumer Slave’ Tattooed On Your Forehead
Early adopters of Apple’s new watch have found that the device only works for those who have a tattoo on
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Human Life Now Entirely Taken Up With Checking Things
Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad
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People Who Illegally Downloaded ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ Forced To Watch Matthew McConaughey Rom-Coms On Continuous Loop
Australian internet users who illegally downloaded Oscar winning movie Dallas Buyers Club will be forced to watch How To Lose
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Google Launches Funky New Tax Avoidance Lab
Tech giant Google today welcomed staff to a futuristic new workspace on Sydney’s Darling Harbour that will become a hub
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Man Who Powers Microsoft’s Internet Explorer To Retire After 20 Year’s Service
Ed Cornigen will wake up at 4:08am on Friday morning, as he’s done for the past 20 years, to wind
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Self Checkout Machine Can Do Work Of 6 Totally Useless Humans: Study
Self checkout machines, now popular in supermarkets and stores throughout the country, have the same output as six utterly incompetent
Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling
The Microsoft Word Language Function admitted today that, while it knows you changed the language from US English to Australian
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Fax Machines Are Our Future, Says Abbott
Prime Minister Tony Abbott today opened a new fax machine factory in Melbourne’s west, saying the telecommunications devices were ‘friends
ASIO To Watch While You Have Sex
An ASIO agent will be discreetly stationed behind a curtain when you have sex tonight, Attorney-General George Brandis revealed today
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Siri Replaced By Bono
Users of Apple’s new iPhone were today surprised to find the well-known personal assistant, Siri, had been replaced by an
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Friends Spend All Night Perfecting Selfie, As Memento Of Amazing Night
Saying “One more, one more!” a group of Sydney friends spent Saturday night getting that perfect shot, so they could
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42 Year-Old Man Still Living With His Mum To Spend Today Courageously Berating People Online
Using the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield will log on to his computer this morning to bravely
Google+ Still Going, Researchers Claim
A small community of Google+ users has been discovered in northern California, years after they were assumed to have died
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New ‘Tech Bra’ Only Unhooks When Man Has Taken Bins Out
In a long-awaited fusion between hot-blooded hormones and cold, hard practicality, a new bra designed by Australian scientists will only
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US Private Equity Firm Buys Last Remaining Piece Of 1997
US firm Platinum Equity this morning bought Australia’s ‘Yellow and White Pages’ for a reported $454 million. It is believed