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Jacinda Ardern Only One With Stable Enough Internet To Dial Into Meeting With Australian Leaders
The much-talked meeting between Jacinda Ardern and Australia’s national cabinet had to be abandoned today, after none of Australia’s state
New App To Alert Australians When Prime Minister Gets Within 1.5 Metres Of Hawaii
A new tracking app to be launched next week will send a notification to every Australian when the Prime Minister
“Trust Us On Covid App” Says Government Who Lied About Sports Grants, Water Licences, Travel Expenses, Asylum Seekers, ASIO Leaks And Robodebt
“You can trust us to use the data from the coronavirus tracking app appropriately,” says a government which secretly directed
Morrison Acts Swiftly To Save Ansett From Total Collapse
Saying he wanted to get on the front foot before things got worse, Scott Morrison has announced a rescue package
Scott Morrison Defined As Non-Essential Service 
Scott Morrison is not critical to the nation’s response to COVID-19, it has been confirmed
Morrison Calls In Marketing Mates To Help Rebrand Upcoming Deficit
The Coalition Government will not deliver a deficit this year as widely predicted, and will instead oversee a ‘Surplus 2.0’,
Morrison Calls For Royal Commission Into Shape Of Earth
Saying it was important to hear all sides of the story, PM Scott Morrison has announced a Royal Commission to
Parliament Approves Urgent Leave For Politicians Who’ve Had Their Holidays Cut Short
The federal government has granted an additional four week’s paid leave to all politicians forced to return early from overseas
Morrison Launches New Ad Campaign To Apologise For Previous Ad Campaign 
Scott Morrison has apologised to anyone who was offended by his bushfire-related advertisement, in a slick new advertisement released today
ScoMo Brought Into Australian Test Team After Producing World-Class Spin 
Nathan Lyon will make way for Scott Morrison in Australia’s test line-up, after the Prime Minister proved to selectors he
Scomo Says The Nation’s Bushfire Situation Has Improved Today, With Australia 3 For 283 At Stumps.
Scott Morrison says the bushfire crisis gripping the nation is improving, with Australia making a solid start to the first
ScoMo Volunteers To Join Firefighters In Hawaii, After House Fire Breaks Out Near Waikiki
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has volunteered to join fire fighters in Hawaii, after a house fire broke out near Waikiki
This Plumber Was Contracted To Do A Last-Minute Job At The Lodge, But Got Confused And Fucked Off To Hawaii For 7 Days
A plumber who was called in to do some urgent pre-Christmas repairs at Scott Morrison’s Canberra residence has followed the
“We Had A Fire Pit At Our Resort In Waikiki Actually”: Scomo Tries Out Phrases With Empathy Consultant, Before Touring Bushfire Affected Areas
Refreshed and reinvigorated after his Hawaii escape, Scott Morrison was throwing around a few ideas with his empathy consultant this
NSW Fires Rebranded As ‘Strawberry Contamination’, In Hope Of Encouraging Scott Morrison To Take More Urgent Action
NSW fire chiefs have made the difficult decision to rename the bushfire crisis engulfing the state as a ‘strawberry contamination’,