All posts tagged "scott morrison jokes"
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Most Of Scott Morrison’s 1.25 Million New Jobs Will Be In Short-Term Prime Ministerial Roles, Analysis Finds
An analysis of Scott Morrison’s pledge to create 1.25 million jobs over the next five years has found that the vast majority of those roles...
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Australians Who Don’t Have Fun On Australia Day To Be Fined, Morrison Says
Australians who are caught not revelling in the delight of Australia’s national day will receive a $149 on-the-spot fine, the government has confirmed.
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Santa Will Leave Lump Of Fair Dinkum Energy In Christmas Stocking If They Don’t Behave, Scott Morrison Warns Kids
Recalling the well-known Christmas story, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the nation’s children to be good in the lead up to Christmas, or risk...
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Morrison Responds To Everyday Concerns Of Australians By Recognising West Jerusalem As Israel’s Capital
Saying his government was switched on to the needs of middle Australia, Prime Minister Scott Morrison today announced that Australia would recognise West Jerusalem as...
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Scott Morrison Becomes Longest Serving Prime Minister Since Malcolm Turnbull
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has now been in the top job for longer than anyone since Malcolm Turnbull left the role in August. It makes...
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Scott Morrison Blames Labor For Victorian Election Landslide
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says Labor is to blame for the Coalition’s abysmal showing in the 2018 Victorian State Elections, warning voters that Labor may...
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Man Who Called Scott Morrison A ‘Fucking Muppet’ Fined $500 For Offending Muppets
Police have fined a New South Wales man $500 for using language that was deemed derogatory towards Muppets. He compared the well-loved characters to the...
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“I’m Just A Regular, Fair Dinkum, Dinky Di, True Blue Aussie Bloke”: A Personal Message From Scott Morrison
G’day, Scott Morrison here, your new PM. I’m getting in touch today because I want to tell you something really important. And that’s that I’m...
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Palestine To Move Embassy From Canberra To The Shire, Just To Fuck With Scott Morrison
The General Delegation of Palestine to Australia will move its embassy to an office space in Cronulla, in a moved designed purely to irritate Scott...
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Morrison Says He’ll Keep Close Tabs On ABC To Ensure No Further Political Interference
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says the ABC should be free from political meddling and announced that he’ll be having regular conversations with the board to...
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Scott Morrison Uses Question Time To Ask ‘WHO’S F*%KIN’ TONIGHT!?’
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has used question time to quiz both sides of parliament on their sexual plans for this evening.
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Scott Morrison Gives Ministers Rupert Murdoch Pins To Remind Them Which Side They’re On
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has given each of his ministers a Rupert Murdoch pin to attach to their lapel, as a daily reminder of who...
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Liberal Party Chooses Scott Morrison To Lose Next Election
Scott Morrison is seen by his colleagues as the best candidate to lead the nation for the next few months before crashing to a demeaning...
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Negative Gearing Is For The Average Everyday Battler With Multiple Houses, Morrison Says
Treasurer Scott Morrison has hit back at claims negative gearing is only for well-off people who own multiple houses, saying it is also for poor people...
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