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Posts Tagged ‘scott morrison jokes’

PM convinced people around him chanting “siuuu” not “boo”
“I’ve always thought of myself as the Cristiano Ronaldo of politicians"
2019 ‘election miracle’ actually just shit-tons of dodgy cash
"Isn't God amazing!"
Scott Morrison wins Best Costume Design, Best Supporting Actor at AACTA Awards
He does all of his own stunts.
Morrison finally responds to climate crisis by announcing Religious Discrimination bill
Some serious action at last.
Omicron mix-up: PM suspends flights to Australia after mistakenly hearing that “E. Macron” is on the way over
"I'm not going to cop sledging"
Morrison to keep close tabs on ABC to ensure no further political interference
"I'll be meeting with Ita regularly to discuss this"
Morrison Spends 17 Months Putting Together Hastily-Developed Covid Response Plan
“If it looks like this has been thrown together at the last minute, that’s because we were only given a year and a half’s notice”
Part-Time Employee Amongst First To Get Vaccine
A Sydney man who works Tuesdays through Thursdays was amongst the first to receive the COVID-19 vaccine, raising eyebrows within the health worker community.
Scott Morrison Denounces Rape After Jen Tells Him To Imagine He’s Human
"Try to mimic what a human being might say if they’ve just been told a woman was raped"
142,000 Scott Morrison Photo Ops Arrive In Australia
"The full roll-out of media stunts begins next week"
‘Let’s Not Politicise Cricket’ Says Man Who Literally Fucking Politicises Cricket
"You won't see me running around on a cricket ground like a fucking idiot just to pick up a few extra votes"
Regular ‘DIY Dad’ Scott Morrison Builds Coal-Fired Power Station In Backyard
“Name me an Aussie Dad who isn’t into DIY or captured by the fossil fuel industry? I’ll wait.”
Scott Morrison Has Just Released His Tax Return, And It’s A Little Bit Odd
Mr Morrison's financial statement seems to suggest he may not quite understand how the economy works
Morrison Acts Swiftly To Save Ansett From Total Collapse
Saying he wanted to get on the front foot before things got worse, Scott Morrison has announced a rescue package
Morrison Calls In Marketing Mates To Help Rebrand Upcoming Deficit
The Coalition Government will not deliver a deficit this year as widely predicted, and will instead oversee a ‘Surplus 2.0’,


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