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Posts Tagged ‘satirical website’
July 7, 2015
Donald Trump Believes In Sanctity Of Being Married Three Times
Billionaire and US Presidential candidate Donald Trump says marriage should be between a man and a woman, and then another
June 22, 2015
One Logical Gun Control Argument Is Shot Down Every Five Minutes In America, New Figures Show
Thousands of well-thought-out and rational reasons for restricting firearms in the United States die every month, new research shows
June 17, 2015
Rupert Murdoch Begins Handover Of 21st Century Fox, To Focus On Day to Day Running Of Australian Government
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced plans to step down as Chairman of entertainment giant 21st Century Fox, allowing him
June 16, 2015
Labor Announces Point Of Difference With Fairer Bribing System Aimed At Low-Income Criminals
In a policy announcement designed to provide voters with a distinct choice at the next election, The Labor Party today
June 13, 2015
People Smuggling Now Best Way To Crack Sydney Property Market
With house prices becoming increasingly unaffordable, more and more Australians are saving for their first home deposit by taking a
June 2, 2015
New ‘Real Café™’ Nespresso Machine Comes With Beard
Billed as “the closest thing to actually being in a café”, the new Nespresso coffee pod machine comes with bushy
May 25, 2015
God Forgets To Send Plague To Destroy Ireland
The Almighty Father slept in this morning, missing the opportunity to punish Ireland for allowing two people of the same
April 9, 2015
Apple Unveils Sleek New Tax Haven
Apple CEO Tim Cook today announced the company’s latest offering – a beautifully designed offshore tax-avoidance scheme, named the iHaven
March 31, 2015
Fast & Furious 7 “The Best Fast & Furious Film So Far This Year” Say Critics
Film critics have praised new action drama Fast & Furious 7, with some saying it is the franchise’s best instalment
March 17, 2015
At 9am This Morning Christopher Pyne Started Singing ‘I Know A Song That Will Get On Your Nerves’. He Won’t Stop Until His Education Reforms Are Passed
In what may well be his most sophisticated negotiation tactic yet, Education Minister Christopher Pyne this morning staged a lock-in
March 16, 2015
Fears Current Cricket World Cup May Not Finish Before Next Cricket World Cup
The Cricket World Cup could still be going in 2019, experts fear
February 13, 2015
Kanye West To Spend Valentines Day With The Love Of His Life. And Kim Kardashian
Rapper Kayne West says he is blessed to be able to spend the most romantic day of the year with
February 5, 2015
Arthur Sinodinos Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ Whether He Supports Abbott Or Not
Former Government Minister and Howard advisor Arthur Sinodinos says the Prime Minister may or may not have his backing, but
January 20, 2015
Tom Waterhouse To Be Put Down
Bookmaker Tom Waterhouse will be humanely destroyed
November 6, 2014
90% Of IKEA Customers Funnelled Offshore
Only one in ten customers who entered an IKEA store in the 2013/14 financial year remained in Australia, with the
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