July 7, 2015

Donald Trump Believes In Sanctity Of Being Married Three Times

Billionaire and US Presidential candidate Donald Trump says marriage should be between a man and a woman, and then another

June 22, 2015

One Logical Gun Control Argument Is Shot Down Every Five Minutes In America, New Figures Show

Thousands of well-thought-out and rational reasons for restricting firearms in the United States die every month, new research shows

June 17, 2015

Rupert Murdoch Begins Handover Of 21st Century Fox, To Focus On Day to Day Running Of Australian Government

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced plans to step down as Chairman of entertainment giant 21st Century Fox, allowing him

June 16, 2015

Labor Announces Point Of Difference With Fairer Bribing System Aimed At Low-Income Criminals

In a policy announcement designed to provide voters with a distinct choice at the next election, The Labor Party today

June 13, 2015

People Smuggling Now Best Way To Crack Sydney Property Market

With house prices becoming increasingly unaffordable, more and more Australians are saving for their first home deposit by taking a

June 2, 2015

New ‘Real Café™’ Nespresso Machine Comes With Beard

Billed as “the closest thing to actually being in a café”, the new Nespresso coffee pod machine comes with bushy

May 25, 2015

God Forgets To Send Plague To Destroy Ireland

The Almighty Father slept in this morning, missing the opportunity to punish Ireland for allowing two people of the same

April 9, 2015

Apple Unveils Sleek New Tax Haven

Apple CEO Tim Cook today announced the company’s latest offering – a beautifully designed offshore tax-avoidance scheme, named the iHaven

March 31, 2015

Fast & Furious 7 “The Best Fast & Furious Film So Far This Year” Say Critics

Film critics have praised new action drama Fast & Furious 7, with some saying it is the franchise’s best instalment

March 17, 2015

At 9am This Morning Christopher Pyne Started Singing ‘I Know A Song That Will Get On Your Nerves’. He Won’t Stop Until His Education Reforms Are Passed

In what may well be his most sophisticated negotiation tactic yet, Education Minister Christopher Pyne this morning staged a lock-in

March 16, 2015

Fears Current Cricket World Cup May Not Finish Before Next Cricket World Cup

The Cricket World Cup could still be going in 2019, experts fear

February 13, 2015

Kanye West To Spend Valentines Day With The Love Of His Life. And Kim Kardashian

Rapper Kayne West says he is blessed to be able to spend the most romantic day of the year with

February 5, 2015

Arthur Sinodinos Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ Whether He Supports Abbott Or Not

Former Government Minister and Howard advisor Arthur Sinodinos says the Prime Minister may or may not have his backing, but

January 20, 2015

Tom Waterhouse To Be Put Down

Bookmaker Tom Waterhouse will be humanely destroyed

November 6, 2014

90% Of IKEA Customers Funnelled Offshore

Only one in ten customers who entered an IKEA store in the 2013/14 financial year remained in Australia, with the