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US legislates mandatory Thoughts and Prayers to curb mass shootings
"We can't stand by and do nothing"
Ukraine turns down Australian cyber support: “We’re a bit past dial-up”
"Being at war with Russia is bad enough"
australian flag cape
‘You can’t get more Aussie than this!’ says man wearing flag made in Guangdong Province
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"
Morrison sets target for net zero allies by end of climate summit
"The plan will rely on innovation"
Great Barrier Reef ‘Not White Enough’ Pauline Hanson Says
"The experimentation with colour hasn’t worked"
frantic dog barnaby joyce
Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister
Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced
Donald Trump’s Election Response Starting To Look More And More Like The Actions Of Donald Trump
“This reminds me a lot of what happened in America during the years 2016-2020"
Virus eradicated in NSW
"Up to five million people have been infected"
Now Is Not The Time To Talk About Coronavirus, Morrison Says
Talking about coronavirus while millions of people are at threat from it, is completely inappropriate, the Prime Minister says
Australia Asks Other Nations To Send Backup Politicians, To Help Deal With Bushfire Crisis 
A contingent of emergency politicians from Canada, New Zealand and elsewhere will fly to Australia next week to help fill
Prince Harry Returns To Royal Family, After Trial At Starbucks Doesn’t Work Out 
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to the royal family after Harry’s try-out at a Starbucks in Toronto didn’t
Trump turkey
Trump Pardons Turkey, And Other Authoritarian Nations, At Annual Thanksgiving Ceremony
Work Begins On New Trump Hotel
Preparation work has begun on a glittering new Trump hotel in north-eastern Syria, with the final building likely to be
Gladys Liu
Gladys Liu Can’t Recall If She Is The Member For Chisholm
Liberal MP Gladys Liu says she can’t recall if she has been the member for the Victorian seat of Chisholm
Trump Says US Economy Never Stronger: ‘People Who Had One Job Now Have Two’
Donald Trump has rejected claims the country’s economy is faltering, saying many Americans now enjoy twice as many jobs as