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Husband Agrees To Halve Emissions By 2020
Local man Callum Matherson has signed up to an ambitious emissions reduction target of 50% by 2020, following the bi-annual
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Abbott’s Autobiography Opens With ‘Once Upon A Time’
Tony Abbott’s autobiography is the story of a man who rescued a nation from the dangers of boats and carbon
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News Corp Hires 30 New Journalists For Expanded Jarryd Hayne Division
The country’s largest media network has announced plans to add to its Jarryd Hayne division, saying it wants to provide a
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Australian Delegation To Present ‘Coal Is Amazing’ Video At Climate Conference
Australia’s contribution to the Paris climate change talks will be a short animated video explaining the benefits of coal
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Supermarket Looking To Hire Casual Self Checkout Machines For Busy Christmas Period
A local supermarket has put the call out for self checkout machines that are available to work Friday nights and
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Increase In GST To Create Fairer, Broader System Where Apple Still Pays No Tax
A modern Australia requires a broader-based taxation system where multinationals like Apple, Ikea, and Chevron pay their fair share of
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Plan To Americanise Medicare Falls Over, Rushed To Canada For Treatment
A plan to introduce US-style billing components to Medicare has collapsed, before being rushed across the border to Canada to seek
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Turnbull To Reintroduce Metric System Next Week
Further modernisation is on the way for Australia, with the re-introduction of the metric system expected as early as next
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Racists Forced To Buy Southern Cross Singlets From Myer
Australia’s racists will be forced to look further afield for their paraphernalia, after they were left with no choice but
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ABC Programming Cut To Just 45 Minutes Following Stephen Fry Retirement
The ABC has been left with less than an hour of content each week after British comedian Stephen Fry confirmed
“Peter Garrett Is Wrong. We Are Not A Megalomaniac” Rudd Says
Kevin Rudd today emerged from behind a giant Kevin Rudd statue to refute claims by former minister Peter Garrett that he is
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New Penalty Rates To Give Workers The Flexibility To Earn Less On Weekends
A new, more modern penalty rate system proposed by the Government this week would give those working in retail and
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Government Under Turnbull Reduced To 300-Word Slogans, Abbott Claims
Tony Abbott has attacked Malcolm Turnbull for leading a government that he claims amounts to nothing more than a series
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US Pro-Life Campaigner Claims Tour Not Aborted: “I Pulled Out Early”
Controversial anti-abortion crusader Troy Newman has refuted claims his Australian speaking tour has been terminated, saying instead he did the
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“No More Sniping Starts Today” Abbott Declares
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott says that his pledge of ‘no attacks, no undermining, and no sniping’ will start today