All posts tagged "satirical news website"
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Letting Baby Asha Stay Could Set Dangerous Precedent Of Compassion, Dutton Warns
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says the asylum seeker baby dubbed ‘Asha’ will be returned to Nauru as soon as physically possible, warning that a softer stance...
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Negative Gearing Is For The Average Everyday Battler With Multiple Houses, Morrison Says
Treasurer Scott Morrison has hit back at claims negative gearing is only for well-off people who own multiple houses, saying it is also for poor people...
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Cool New Little ‘For Lease’ Signs Popping Up All Over Kings Cross
Sydney’s entertainment precinct King’s Cross is undergoing a revival, with a wave of hip new ‘For Lease’ and ‘Closed’ signs setting up in the area.
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2GB Listeners To Be Forcibly Removed From Alan Jones
Thousands of at-risk 2GB listeners will be placed in care to protect them from their out-of-control father figure Alan Jones.
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God Starts Arduous Task Of Selecting This Year’s Grammy Winners
God has spent the weekend sifting through more than 300 artists nominated in 83 categories at this year’s Grammy Awards – the US music industry’s...
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Turnbull Unveils New Cabinet (Ming Dynasty, Circa 1600)
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull provided a sneak peek of his new cabinet to journalists today – a beautifully restored antiquity he bought at auction last...
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Abbott Meets With Obama To Ensure Warringah Electorate Gets Better Transport Links
Tony Abbott has shown he is serious about continuing to serve his local electorate, travelling to the US to discuss potential new transport connections between Warringah and...
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Palin Brings Much-Needed Intellectual Rigour To Trump Campaign
Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin came out in support of Donald Trump today, a move which some experts say is designed to give The Apprentice...
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New Claims Lamb Ad May Offend Chicken Eaters
This year’s Australia Day advertisement for lamb is insensitive to those who prefer eating chicken, critics say.
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Netflix To Stop Your Annoying Nerd Friend From Explaining His VPN Setup
US streaming giant Netflix is set to crack down on people who insist on banging on about DNS-based workarounds and virtual private networks.
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Lonely Bill Shorten Spends Final Hour Of Supermarket Tour Just Chatting To Self-Checkout Machine
After running out of conversation with humans, Bill Shorten finished up the second day of his three-week tour of supermarkets talking to a Woolworths self service...
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North Korea Now Developing Giant Slingshot To Launch Nuclear Bomb
Just hours after successfully testing a hydrogen bomb, rogue state North Korea today announced plans to develop a device to launch it – the world’s largest, most...
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Irregular Sleigh Vehicle Towed Back To North Pole
A large sleigh, which was attempting to smuggle thousands of presents into Australia, has been turned around and towed back to the North Pole, Immigration...
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Fears Big Business May Pack Up And Pay No Tax Elsewhere If Laws Change
Tougher company tax laws would simply encourage multi-nationals offshore, meaning Australia would miss out on tens – even hundreds – of dollars in tax receipts,...
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Santa Now Offering End-To-End Customer-Focused Christmas Delivery Solutions
Christmas delivery expert Santa Claus is staying on-trend in the competitive Christmas market by offering best-in-class gift outcomes this year.
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