February 22, 2016

Letting Baby Asha Stay Could Set Dangerous Precedent Of Compassion, Dutton Warns

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says the asylum seeker baby dubbed ‘Asha’ will be returned to Nauru as soon as physically possible,

February 19, 2016

Negative Gearing Is For The Average Everyday Battler With Multiple Houses, Morrison Says

Treasurer Scott Morrison has hit back at claims negative gearing is only for well-off people who own multiple houses, saying it

February 16, 2016

Cool New Little ‘For Lease’ Signs Popping Up All Over Kings Cross

Sydney’s entertainment precinct King’s Cross is undergoing a revival, with a wave of hip new ‘For Lease’ and ‘Closed’ signs setting up in

February 16, 2016

2GB Listeners To Be Forcibly Removed From Alan Jones

Thousands of at-risk 2GB listeners will be placed in care to protect them from their out-of-control father figure Alan Jones

February 15, 2016

God Starts Arduous Task Of Selecting This Year’s Grammy Winners

God has spent the weekend sifting through more than 300 artists nominated in 83 categories at this year’s Grammy Awards

February 13, 2016

Turnbull Unveils New Cabinet (Ming Dynasty, Circa 1600)

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull provided a sneak peek of his new cabinet to journalists today – a beautifully restored antiquity

February 2, 2016

Abbott Meets With Obama To Ensure Warringah Electorate Gets Better Transport Links

Tony Abbott has shown he is serious about continuing to serve his local electorate, travelling to the US to discuss potential

January 20, 2016

Palin Brings Much-Needed Intellectual Rigour To Trump Campaign

Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin came out in support of Donald Trump today, a move which some experts say is

January 19, 2016

New Claims Lamb Ad May Offend Chicken Eaters

This year’s Australia Day advertisement for lamb is insensitive to those who prefer eating chicken, critics say

January 16, 2016

Netflix To Stop Your Annoying Nerd Friend From Explaining His VPN Setup

US streaming giant Netflix is set to crack down on people who insist on banging on about DNS-based workarounds and

January 13, 2016

Lonely Bill Shorten Spends Final Hour Of Supermarket Tour Just Chatting To Self-Checkout Machine

After running out of conversation with humans, Bill Shorten finished up the second day of his three-week tour of supermarkets

January 6, 2016

North Korea Now Developing Giant Slingshot To Launch Nuclear Bomb

Just hours after successfully testing a hydrogen bomb, rogue state North Korea today announced plans to develop a device to launch it

December 24, 2015

Irregular Sleigh Vehicle Towed Back To North Pole

A large sleigh, which was attempting to smuggle thousands of presents into Australia, has been turned around and towed back

December 17, 2015

Fears Big Business May Pack Up And Pay No Tax Elsewhere If Laws Change

Tougher company tax laws would simply encourage multi-nationals offshore, meaning Australia would miss out on tens – even hundreds –

December 15, 2015

Santa Now Offering End-To-End Customer-Focused Christmas Delivery Solutions

Christmas delivery expert Santa Claus is staying on-trend in the competitive Christmas market by offering best-in-class gift outcomes this year