All posts tagged "satirical news website"
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Asylum Seekers Allowed Entry To Australia After Telling Authorities They’re Headed To Crown Casino
A boatload of asylum seekers intercepted near Christmas Island yesterday has been allowed entry into the country after they were able to produce documentation proving...
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Ivanka Trump Surprised To Discover Meeting Is With North Korean Leader, Not Kim Kardashian
Ivanka Trump, the daughter of the US President, says she was taken aback when she realised her high profile meeting in North Korea wasn’t with...
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Israel Folau Follows In Jesus’ Footsteps By Bankrolling Legal Defense With GoFundMe Page
Quoting the part of Luke’s gospel where Jesus crowdfunded his legal costs to fight the Romans, former Wallabies player Israel Folau today said his GoFundMe...
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AFL Says Odds Of Another Player Betting On Game Now Out To $10.80!
The AFL says the tough penalty it imposed on Collingwood player Jaidyn Stephenson for betting on a game has had an immediate impact, pushing the...
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Barnaby Joyce Says He Bought $80Mil Of Water To Cure Thumping Hangover
Former Agriculture and Water Minister Barnaby Joyce says the controversial $80 million purchase of water made by the government in 2017 was not for environmental...
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Climate Change Is Humanity’s Biggest Threat Until The Election, Morrison Says
Announcing a new range of policies to tackle climate change, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told journalists that global warming is the biggest challenge the...
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Liberal Party Considers Changing Rule That Requires Female MPs To Have Permission From Their Husband
Saying it was willing to ‘try anything’ to get more women in parliament, the Liberal Party is considering altering a decades-old rule that requires a...
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Finance Minister Had ‘No Idea’ People Had To Pay For Their Own Holidays
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann said he was not previously aware of the Australian tradition of people paying for their own family holidays.
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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean
Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant Coles today launched a new...
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Explosive New Tape Reveals One Time Trump Didn’t Pay For Sex
A new secret recording has emerged revealing a conversation between US President Donald Trump and an unnamed woman, in which Trump appears to get laid...
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Melania Meant To Say ‘I Don’t’
Melania Trump has issued a statement today clarifying any confusion among the public about whether or not she actually wants to be married to Donald.
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3,000 New Jobs Created: George Brandis’s Bookshelf To Be Dismantled And Rebuilt In London
Canberra is on the verge of a jobs boom after retiring Senator George Brandis announced he would take his $7,000 bookshelf with him to the...
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Australians To Take Next Week Off, In Solidarity With Turnbull Government
Australia’s workforce won’t be in next week, it has been revealed.
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‘Lack Of Diversity’: Producers Commit To Putting More Redheads On Next Season Of The Bachelor
The creators of The Bachelor have responded to claims of a lack of diversity amongst the show’s contestants, saying they will aim to put at...
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Brutal New Game Of Thrones Episode Sees Peter Dutton Given Extended Powers
The much-anticipated opener of the latest Game of Thrones season lived up to the show’s gory reputation, with Lord Peter Dutton dramatically increasing his powers...
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