December 3, 2019

Rural MP George Christensen Says He Went To A Manila Strip Club 28 Times To Help Break The Drought

National’s MP George Christensen has defended his right to spend as many as 300 days at a strip club in

August 7, 2019

Asylum Seekers Allowed Entry To Australia After Telling Authorities They’re Headed To Crown Casino

A boatload of asylum seekers intercepted near Christmas Island yesterday has been allowed entry into the country after they were

July 2, 2019

Ivanka Trump Surprised To Discover Meeting Is With North Korean Leader, Not Kim Kardashian

Ivanka Trump, the daughter of the US President, says she was taken aback when she realised her high profile meeting

June 22, 2019

Israel Folau Follows In Jesus’ Footsteps By Bankrolling Legal Defense With GoFundMe Page

Quoting the part of Luke’s gospel where Jesus crowdfunded his legal costs to fight the Romans, former Wallabies player Israel

June 20, 2019

AFL Says Odds Of Another Player Betting On Game Now Out To $10.80!

The AFL says the tough penalty it imposed on Collingwood player Jaidyn Stephenson for betting on a game has had

April 23, 2019

Barnaby Joyce Says He Bought $80Mil Of Water To Cure Thumping Hangover 

Former Agriculture and Water Minister Barnaby Joyce says the controversial $80 million purchase of water made by the government in

February 28, 2019

Climate Change Is Humanity’s Biggest Threat Until The Election, Morrison Says

Announcing a new range of policies to tackle climate change, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told journalists that global warming

February 25, 2019

Liberal Party Considers Changing Rule That Requires Female MPs To Have Permission From Their Husband

Saying it was willing to ‘try anything’ to get more women in parliament, the Liberal Party is considering altering a

February 19, 2019

Finance Minister Had ‘No Idea’ People Had To Pay For Their Own Holidays

Finance Minister Mathias Cormann said he was not previously aware of the Australian tradition of people paying for their own

August 2, 2018

New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean

Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant

July 26, 2018

Explosive New Tape Reveals One Time Trump Didn’t Pay For Sex

A new secret recording has emerged revealing a conversation between US President Donald Trump and an unnamed woman, in which

July 19, 2018

Melania Meant To Say ‘I Don’t’

Melania Trump has issued a statement today clarifying any confusion among the public about whether or not she actually wants

December 19, 2017

3,000 New Jobs Created: George Brandis’s Bookshelf To Be Dismantled And Rebuilt In London

Canberra is on the verge of a jobs boom after retiring Senator George Brandis announced he would take his $7,000

November 21, 2017

Australians To Take Next Week Off, In Solidarity With Turnbull Government

Australia’s workforce won’t be in next week, it has been revealed

July 25, 2017

‘Lack Of Diversity’: Producers Commit To Putting More Redheads On Next Season Of The Bachelor

The creators of The Bachelor have responded to claims of a lack of diversity amongst the show’s contestants, saying they