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Clear Link Between Craig Kelly And Total Fucking Stupidity, Scientists Claim
"It’s been tested and peer-reviewed"
Scott Morrison Begins New Parliament By Acknowledging Traditional Owners: “We Pay Our Respects To Coal Lobbyists Past, Present And Emerging”
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has opened the 46th Parliament with a moving speech that paid respects to his party’s traditional
Scott Morrison Becomes Longest Serving Prime Minister Since Malcolm Turnbull
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has now been in the top job for longer than anyone since Malcolm Turnbull left the
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Liberal Party To Set Target For Amount Of Empty Rhetoric About Female MPs
“We can do more to encourage hollow statements about getting more women in parliament"
Chelsea Manning Successfully Enters Australia Disguised As An Au Pair
After initially being denied a visa due to failing the ‘character test’, soldier-turned-WikiLeaks informer Chelsea Manning passed through Sydney Airport
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The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation
Online news organisation The Shovel will merge with satirical news broadcaster Sky News to create the country’s largest satirical news
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Proper Pronunciation For People Criticising Lucy Zelic Is ‘Wan-Ker’
The correct way to pronounce people trolling SBS World Cup commentator Lucy Zelic is ‘wan-ker’ (ˈwaŋkə) it has been confirmed
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Mum’s Spag Bol Drops Out Randomly Without Notice, Telstra Confirms
The ‘spag bol’ that Telstra was referring to in its recent advertising campaign often isn’t available, and can be missing
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Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status
Hundreds of Rohingya men and women from Myanmar have begun to learn the skills required to become white South African
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Citizenship Audit ‘Too Expensive, Protracted And Inconclusive’ Turnbull Says, As $122 Million Voluntary Postal Survey Enters 8th Week
As uncertainty mounts about the impact of section 44 on the Australian parliament, Malcolm Turnbull says the Government couldn’t possibly
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Energy Policy: Australia To Be Entirely Powered By Tony Abbott’s Bullshit By 2020
Tony Abbott’s ongoing bullsh*t will provide enough energy to power the nation for a generation, a Coalition policy report claims
Abbott Takes On New Role As Spokesperson For Antarctica Tropical Resort Industry
In his inaugural speech for the Antarctica Tropical Resort Association (ATRA), Tony Abbott said that climate change is beneficial, particularly
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Everyone In Australia Concerned About 18C Gathered For A Photo In Canberra Today
All 41 Australians who are interested in part 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act got together today for a bit
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Government ‘Not Ruling Out’ GIANT FUCKING STORM As Cause Of SA Blackouts
The Federal Government says it is considering the full range of potential causes for the recent South Australian power outage,
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At Last, An Election About Boats
Australia will finally have an election campaign that deals with the possibility of asylum seekers arriving by boat, after almost