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Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The F*%king Weekend
Pope Francis says he’s looking forward to throwing back a few beers in front of the football on Friday night,
office satire
‘Strategic’ And ‘Innovative’ To Be Part Of All Mission Statements By 2020
A leading marketing body has called for all company mission statements to include the words ‘strategic’, ‘innovative’ and ‘solutions’ within
obama drone satire
Obama Takes Time Out From Flying Drones To Tell Putin Not To Invade Ukraine
Asking a colleague to cover his shift, US President Barack Obama briefly took a break from flying unmanned drones in
Qantas satire
Qantas To Charge Extra For Smiles
Under increasing pressure to halt declining revenues, Australia’s national carrier Qantas today announced the introduction of an optional ‘smile surcharge’
Scott Morrison satire
REVEALED: Nando’s behind prank to steal Scott Morrison’s compassion
The mystery behind Immigration Minister Scott Morrison’s missing compassion was solved today when fast food chain Nando’s claimed they had
north korea satire
Kim Jong-un Considers Extending North Korea’s Bedtime Until 8:30pm
North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un says he’ll have a think about changing the nation’s lights out time, after it
diary of a wimpy kid
Government to ban Diary Of A Wimpy Kid from primary school curriculum
Reiterating his belief that ‘we don’t want wimps’, Prime Minister Tony Abbott today advised the heads of the upcoming school
Putin To Re-Enact All 98 Gold Medal-Winning Performances In Closing Ceremony ‘Extravaganza’
In a treat for Winter Olympics fans, Russian President Vladimir Putin will personally re-enact every gold-medal performance from the Sochi
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Woman’s Phone Call Is Important To Large, Soulless Organisation
A large multinational utility provider that outsourced its call centre facilities last year, values Mary Roberta from Prospect’s phone call.
Bidding War Begins As Schapelle Corby Release Date From Channel 7 Compound Confirmed
The Nine Network is said to be leading a spirited bidding war for first access to Schapelle Corby, following reports
billy ray cyrus jokes
Billy Ray Cyrus To Re-Release Fully Clothed Version Of His Daughter
US Country singer Billy-Ray Cyrus today announced plans to release an updated version of the smash hit he made in
breaking bad satire
Breaking Bad Popularity Leads To Surge In Backyard Chemistry Teaching
Authorities in New Mexico say they are worried about a sharp rise in amateur chemistry teaching, following the success of
flappy bird satire
Finally, Point Of Flappy Bird Revealed
Players who successfully complete Flappy Bird will solve the decades long dispute between Israel and Palestine, it has emerged. Flappy
Abandoned Toyota Plant To Be Used To Manufacture Bookshelves For George Brandis
“When some businesses close, other businesses open. While some jobs end, others start”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s consoling words to
Schapelle Corby
Indonesia To Allow Schapelle Corby To Go Home, As Long As It’s On A Boat
Operation Sovereign Borders will face its toughest test yet when Schapelle Corby sails into Australian waters on a small fishing