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Joe hockey poor people scrapped
Poor People Scrapped
Australia’s poor will be abolished, as part of wide-ranging cuts announced in last night’s Federal budget
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Man Who Just Wants One Minute Of Your Time Also Wants Your Credit Card Details, Email Address And A 12 Month Financial Commitment
A nice-looking man who simply wants a quick thirty-second chat, actually also wants the best part of $600 from you
Man At Crown Casino Roulette Table Busy Paying Off James Packer’s Fine
Melbourne man Richard Bradley today sat down at a nondescript roulette table at Crown Casino, unknowingly entrusted with the task
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Russian Eurovision Entrant Annexes Best Parts Of Ukraine’s Song
Saying it was the best outcome for everyone, Russia’s Eurovision act today took the chorus and large swathes of the
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42 Year-Old Man Still Living With His Mum To Spend Today Courageously Berating People Online
Using the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield will log on to his computer this morning to bravely
tony abbott to scrap income tax
Abbott Announces Plans To Scrap Income Tax*
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today laid out plans to remove all income tax, an extraordinary move which could save
man leaves soul at office
Man Accidently Leaves Soul Back At Office
Accountant David Raul arrived home last night only to discover that he’d forgotten to take his soul with him
kate and william still here
English Couple Still Here
That young English couple with the small child haven’t gone home yet, it has emerged
H&M queue satire
People Shocked To Find Chain Clothing Store At End Of H&M Queue
Hundreds of people who spent hours in a rain-soaked queue in Melbourne today were shocked to discover a mid-market clothing
barry o farrell back at work
Barry O’Farrell Back To Work Already
Saying he’d certainly remember if he’d resigned as NSW Premier the day before, Barry O’Farrell arrived at his office in
wills and kate told age of entitlement is over
Wills & Kate Surprised To Learn Age Of Entitlement Over In Australia
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived in Australia today, only to be handed a pair of gloves, a scrubbing
Every Child In Classroom Is Most Talented, Teacher Discovers
All grade five students at a local Adelaide primary school are the best in their class, it was revealed today
Homeopathy to replace medicare
Medicare To Be Replaced By Homeopathy
Health Minister Peter Dutton today announced plans to replace the nation’s health system with a homeopathy subscription service, following research
Bob Carr Just Grateful To Have Been Able To Work With Bob Carr
In his diary-style book to be released later this month, former Foreign Minister Bob Carr says the opportunity to work
Google+ Still Going, Researchers Claim
A small community of Google+ users has been discovered in northern California, years after they were assumed to have died