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Claims Of Fraud At Australian Election After Man Tricked Into Buying Vegan Sausage
“My order was tampered with. I asked for pork, I got jackfruit"
Trump Would Win Easily If Only Republican Votes Counted, New Chart Shows
“Isn't it a bit fishy that as soon as you start including Democrat votes the election becomes close?"
American Protesters Take To The Streets To Demand Less Democracy
"It’s time to ensure our voices are no longer heard”
“It’s Best Of Three!” Hysterical Donald Trump Tells Biden
"That's how it's always played! You're cheating! It's not fair! Tell him Rudy!"
Donald Trump’s Election Response Starting To Look More And More Like The Actions Of Donald Trump
“This reminds me a lot of what happened in America during the years 2016-2020"
119% Of Polls Predicted US Election Would Be This Close, New Poll Finds
181% were undecided.
A Carefully-Worded Statement About Today’s Election
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Trump Says There Would Be Less Voter Fraud If America Got Rid Of Elections
"Voter fraud is a stain on democracy that can only be fixed by eradicating elections"
Republican Officials Help Speed Up Voting Process By Pre-Filling In ‘Trump’ On Ballots
"The last thing we want is for someone to miss out on exercising their democratic right"
We Sent A Reporter To The Future To Find Out Who Wins The US Election
It's Trump, sorry. But it may not be as bad as you think. Read our reporter's account of the first year of Trump's second term.
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Uncertain Melbourne Cup Punter To Just Choose Betting Agency Based On Name, Colours
“I quite like the name Centrebet. But I like UBet’s colours. Maybe I'll put a few dollars on each"
Iraq Sends Independent Observers To Monitor US Election
"The country is besieged by corruption, civil unrest and violence. We want to help bring democracy to this struggling nation".
Trick-Or-Treater To Dress Up As ‘Marginal Liberal Electorate’ In Order To Get Bigger Handouts
"Going as a skeleton isn't going to net you the cash required to upgrade your lawn bowls club is it?"
US Election: Toddler Who Lined Up At Polling Place With Parents Now Old Enough To Vote
A toddler who has been waiting in a polling place line with her parents in Georgia is now old enough to vote, it has been revealed
Pete Evans Is On The Cover Of This Year’s Shovel Annual And He Looks Amazing!
The must-have souvenir for the year you'll be telling your grandkids about.