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Virus Eradicated In NSW
In a rare day of positive news for the state, New South Wales has recorded zero new coronavirus cases and
People Looking Forward To Staring At Phone In Groups Again
People around the country are relieved that they will soon be able to meet in groups of up to ten
New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab
New evidence has emerged this week that suggests Donald Trump may have been the result of a laboratory experiment devised
Protesters Call For Bill Gates To Be Arrested For Introducing ‘Clippy’ The Microsoft Office Assistant
Protesters at a Melbourne rally today called for Bill Gates to be arrested for secretly inventing the COVID-19 virus, but
Only Thing Better Than Getting Breakfast In Bed Is Not Getting Breakfast In Bed, Mothers Confirm
The only thing better than having your young children wake you up with overcooked eggs on cold toast with a
Andrew Bolt furiously penning think piece about how George Pell couldn’t possibly be expected to know that paedophilia was inappropriate
News Corp columnist Andrew Bolt was today putting the finishing touches to an opinion piece which will argue that people
Woman Changes Name To ‘Ruby Princess’ So She Can Do Whatever The Fuck She Wants
A Sydney woman is going on a three-day bender this weekend after changing her name from Jenny Warren to Ruby
Time To Start Loosening Lockdown Restrictions, Virus Says
The COVID-19 virus has called on the government to get people back to work as soon as possible
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Trump Claims There Are “Very Fine Organisms On Both Sides” Of Pandemic
Donald Trump seemingly sympathised with Covid-19 pathogens at a press briefing on Thursday, saying, “You have some very bad microorganisms
COVID Meeting: Australia And New Zealand Agree To Stay At Least 2,100km Apart For Foreseeable Future
Saying there was still a long way to go before the two countries could realistically come into contact again, Australia
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Jacinda Ardern Only One With Stable Enough Internet To Dial Into Meeting With Australian Leaders
The much-talked meeting between Jacinda Ardern and Australia’s national cabinet had to be abandoned today, after none of Australia’s state
Dutton: “I would’ve had Captain Cook’s boat towed back to England. Unless, of course, it was carrying 850 passengers infected with coronavirus, in which case I would’ve organised a meet-and-greet at Circular Quay”.
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has weighed into the so-called ‘culture wars’ debate about Captain Cook, saying he would’ve had
Lazy Mother-Of-Three Hasn’t Used Lockdown To Learn A Second Language Yet
Melbourne mother-of-three Sarah Waite hasn’t written a novel or learned Italian yet, it has been revealed
Lockdown Should Be Extended By Another 2-3 Years, Just To Be Sure, Introverts Say
Saying it was better to be overly cautious at uncertain times like this, the nation’s introverts have called for social
It’s Time For Angus Taylor To Adopt The Netflix Model And Release His Next Season Of Scandals All In One Go
For the past few years Australians have waited eagerly each week for the new Angus Taylor scandal to drop. Who