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Australian political satire
Now Australian Labor Party faces ‘tanking’ allegations
With inquiries into the Melbourne Football Club’s alleged tanking continuing, it is believed the AFL has now widened its investigation
Aaron Sorkin reassures American liberals: “Don’t worry, I’m writing a backup plan in case Obama loses”
Acclaimed television writer Aaron Sorkin says he’s not overly concerned about the closeness of the polls for the upcoming Presidential
ballot box
Labor excises entire population from electoral roll
A day after announcing plans to remove the entire country from its own migration zone, the Labor Government has excised
New Yorkers stockpile food, water as fears of a Romney victory grow
Supermarkets shelves were stripped and gas stations sucked dry today as thousands of New Yorkers prepared for the worst. With
John Howard political satire
John Howard says claims that Asia is our closest neighbour are exaggerated
Former Prime Minister John Howard believes the attention given to Asia in a recent White Paper is misguided, saying that
Julia Gillard satire
Gillard outsmarts Abbott by having a baby
Prime Minister Julia Gillard gave birth to a baby girl this morning in a decisive move designed to put an
Kevin Rudd satire
Julia Gillard now almost as popular as Kevin Rudd’s cat
New polls released today show increasing support for Julia Gillard, with her rating as preferred Prime Minister fast approaching the
Alan Jones satire
“Wanted: 2GB Fact-Checker”. Can you pass Alan Jones’s recruitment quiz?
Broadcaster Alan Jones has started the search for an employee to check the accuracy of his on-air statements after yesterday’s
Lance Armstrong satire
Lance Armstrong to make a blood oath that he didn’t cheat (and store the blood in a bag for safe keeping)
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong’s continuing denials of drug cheating accusations have, so far, failed to convince an outraged public. But
Obama promises not to fuck around with Valium before tomorrow’s debate
US President Barack Obama has made a commitment to his staff that he won’t experiment with hardcore sleeping medication before
Gangnam Style satire
Hipster claims he was into PSY waaaay before Gangnam Style
Korean internet sensation PSY flies into Australia tonight to promote his hit song Gangnam Style, but one fan says he’d
Spring Racing
Spring Carnival attendance won’t be affected by betting scandal whatsoever, says VRC
A Victoria Racing Club spokesperson said the recent allegations of fixing and illegal betting in the sport will have absolutely
utility bills
EXPOSED: It’s not just electricity; your water and gas bills could go up too if you increase usage
In stunning revelations today, experts have warned that a wide range of your household bills could go up if you
Julia Gillard satire
Gillard: “D’oh! My mojo was in my pocket the whole time!!”
Prime Minister Julia Gillard has confessed her embarrassment at finding her mojo in her jacket pocket yesterday, after searching the
Christopher Pyne satire
BREAKING: Even Christopher Pyne Finds Christopher Pyne Annoying
The only person in Australia who supposedly did not find Liberal MP Christopher Pyne annoying – Christopher Pyne himself –