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Posts Tagged ‘satire’
July 1, 2022
The Shovel is hiring a trade commissioner for New York
Previous experience working for a comedy organisation is essential.
June 30, 2022
Local nurse pays more tax than mining company
“As the financial year ends, it’s reassuring to know I again paid more tax than a company with a turnover of $7 billion”
June 30, 2022
Governor General weirdly slips in plug for Bet365 during official speech
"Get paid out if your team is up at half time, even if they lose"
June 29, 2022
Man demands 4 personal staffers to work out how to use MyGov
“You have a new message in your MyGov inbox"
June 29, 2022
Liberal Party calls crisis meeting after census reveals 1 in 2 Australians is female
"Our data had women at 10-15%"
June 28, 2022
Only 83% of Australians identify as influencers, new census data shows
"That means 2 million Australian are not providing advice on how to live your best life"
June 27, 2022
US Supreme Court releases list of approved sexual positions
"Variations may be considered with written approval of the husband and a majority ruling of the court".
June 24, 2022
Rupert Murdoch already has a new Tinder profile
"If you're interested, leave a voicemail on your own phone and I’ll listen to it"
June 22, 2022
Qantas to phase out passengers, in new plan to improve service
"This will slash wait times at airports and eliminate lost luggage completely"
June 21, 2022
REVEALED: Itemised costings for installing flag on Sydney Harbour Bridge
Yesterday NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet revealed that a $25 million contract had been awarded to install an Aboriginal flag on
June 21, 2022
Man who wants government out of his life accidentally makes government bigger part of his life
“Is this some sort of sick joke?”
June 20, 2022
Perrottet confirms $25 million flag contract awarded to John Barilaro Flags Pty Ltd
“We wanted to make sure it was very well connected”
June 17, 2022
Qantas introduces new ‘BYO Baggage Handler’ feature for customers who want luggage loaded onto plane
"Customers will still be able to choose to have their luggage lost on route if they want to"
June 17, 2022
Energy Crisis: Coalition outlines proposal to mine the sun
"The solution has literally been staring us in the face"
June 16, 2022
Dutton empathises with Sydneysiders: “I know what it’s like to have no power”
"I have recent experience of having all power suddenly cut off"
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