All posts tagged "satire"
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Gladys Liu Can’t Recall If She Is The Member For Chisholm
Liberal MP Gladys Liu says she can’t recall if she has been the member for the Victorian seat of Chisholm for the past four months,...
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Scott Morrison Calls For Newstart Recipients To Provide Vial Of Blood, To Prove How Much They’re Willing To Bleed For This Country
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called for new measures that would require welfare recipients to provide a sample of their blood, as a sign that...
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Trump Says US Economy Never Stronger: ‘People Who Had One Job Now Have Two’
Donald Trump has rejected claims the country’s economy is faltering, saying many Americans now enjoy twice as many jobs as they had under Obama.
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Biloela Tamil Family Re-Enters Australia As High-Rolling Crown Casino Au Pairs
The young Tamil family deported to Christmas Island at the weekend have been granted a last minute reprieve by Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton, after...
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Trump Asks Queen To Prorogue US Congress
Following the lead of British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, US President Donald Trump has called the Queen and asked her to suspend the US Congress.
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Britain Comforted By Fact That Prime Minister Looks Like He Knows What He’s Doing
While admitting they are anxious about the uncertain times ahead, the people of Britain say they are reassured by the fact that their Prime Minister...
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Indigenous Leaders Tell Pauline Hanson That Quitting Politics Would Be Disrespectful To Indigenous Australians. She Finishes Up Tomorrow.
Pauline Hanson has been told that quitting politics and going to live in a remote cave would be disrespectful to Indigenous Australians and that she...
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Australia Offers To Sell New Zealand To US
Describing it as a ‘terrific real estate opportunity not to be missed’ Australia has contacted US President Donald Trump, offering him the chance to purchase...
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2GB Gives Alan Jones 38th Final Warning
Sydney radio station 2GB has told Alan Jones if he makes one more derogatory comment about women and he will be immediately threatened with sacking.
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“Pacific Nations Should Worry About Economic Growth Rather Than Fixating On Side Issues Like Being Totally Submerged Under The Ocean”: Morrison
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison says Pacific Island nations should stop being distracted by trivial issues like losing everything they’ve ever known to rising sea...
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Jones Says He Was Misinterpreted. “I Meant To Say I Am Threatened By Powerful Women And I’m Terrified That They May Be Smarter Than Me”
Sydney radio host Alan Jones says his comment that New Zealand Prime Minister should ‘have a sock shoved down her throat’ was wilfully misinterpreted and...
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National Milk Crate Association Calls For Loosening Of Open Carry Laws
The powerful NMCA has called for open-carry laws to be introduced in all Australian states, in the wake of the Sydney stabbing yesterday.
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Doug Stamper Behind Epstein ‘Suicide’
Former White House operative Doug Stamper is responsible for the so-called ‘suicide’ of billionaire Jeffry Epstein, sources have confirmed, putting an end to countless conspiracy...
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Australian Tourist Asks If Hong Kong Protesters Could Please Hold Off On Fight For Democracy Until After His Holiday Is Over
Saying it was a worthy cause but one that could just as easily take place after his flight home next Thursday night, Australian man Geoff...
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Asylum Seekers Allowed Entry To Australia After Telling Authorities They’re Headed To Crown Casino
A boatload of asylum seekers intercepted near Christmas Island yesterday has been allowed entry into the country after they were able to produce documentation proving...
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