All posts tagged "satire"
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Bridget McKenzie Announces New 100,000 Seat Stadium For Launceston
Nationals Senator Bridget McKenzie has defended her decision to fund an MCG-sized sports stadium in Launceston, saying the ultra-marginal seat of Bass was crying out...
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News Corp Denies Link Between James Murdoch And Murdoch Family
Media conglomerate News Corp says there is absolutely no evidence linking James Murdoch to the Murdoch family, and have described him as a hoax invented...
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Wanker Announces Plans To Reverse Into Shopping Centre Parking Space
A man at a local shopping centre car park has let it be known that he will be spending the next seven to eight minutes...
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Australia Asks Other Nations To Send Backup Politicians, To Help Deal With Bushfire Crisis
A contingent of emergency politicians from Canada, New Zealand and elsewhere will fly to Australia next week to help fill the enormous void of leadership...
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News Corp: “We Didn’t Delete The All-Staff Email Sent By A Disgruntled Employee. It Was Burnt By Arsonists”
A News Corp spokesperson says it simply isn’t true that the company deleted an explosive all-staff email from finance manager Emily Townsend that criticised the...
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Man Worth $40 Million Hoping To Become Financially Independent
A British man worth around £30 million has announced plans to make it by on his own.
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Woman Weirdly Decides To Quit Job That Requires Her To Take Shit From Media 24/7
An American woman has made the baffling decision to resign from a job that gives her the unique opportunity to receive vicious abuse from the...
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Prince Harry Returns To Royal Family, After Trial At Starbucks Doesn’t Work Out
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to the royal family after Harry’s try-out at a Starbucks in Toronto didn’t lead to a second shift.
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Man Without Job To Step Back From Job
A British man who doesn’t have a job will be taking a break, it has been confirmed.
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Queen Announces She Is Also Leaving Royal Family
The Queen says she’s done, and will leave the Royal Family by the end of the week.
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Prince Harry Has Set Up A Freelance Ribbon-Cutting Business On Airtasker
The Duke of Sussex is available for all of your ribbon cutting needs, it has been revealed.
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Morrison Says Australia Will Not Join Iran Conflict, Given Australia Only Accounts For 1% Of World’s Military Spend
Scott Morrison says there is absolutely no point joining any military action against Iran, given Australia accounts for such a small percentage of the world’s...
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Parliament Approves Urgent Leave For Politicians Who’ve Had Their Holidays Cut Short
The federal government has granted an additional four week’s paid leave to all politicians forced to return early from overseas holidays to do their jobs.
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Morrison Auctions Off Hawaiian Deck Chair For Bushfire Appeal
Moved by similar initiatives from ordinary Australians across the country, Scott Morrison has announced that he will auction off the chair he sat in while...
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Clear Link Between Craig Kelly And Total Fucking Stupidity, Scientists Claim
An overwhelming proportion of scientists now accept that Liberal MP Craig Kelly is a fucking idiot, new analysis shows.
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