All posts tagged "satire"
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“America Is The Best At Coronavirus, It’s Incredible!”
“America is winning at coronavirus, it’s incredible,” the President has confirmed.
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Man Relieved That Company He Hasn’t Heard From In 5 Years Is Here For Him At This Difficult Time
Sydney man Jim Lecke says it’s a huge relief to know that an electronics retailer that he bought a charging cable from in 2015 is...
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Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
There’s been some confusion over the recent coronavirus restrictions put in place by the Australian Government. This simple list clears up any misunderstandings.
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“We’re Going To Beat Coronavirus By Easter” Trump Tells Heaving, Jam-Packed Rally
Two thousand Trump supporters have squeezed into a local basketball stadium to hear the President reassure them that they’ll have this coronavirus thing wrapped up...
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Teenager Lectures Parents About Going Out All The Time
Astounded to hear her parents were heading out YET AGAIN tonight, Sydney teenager Lily Bertrand has told her parents they need to rein in their...
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Cruise Ship Of Asylum Seekers Arrives In Sydney
After years of failing to gain entry into Australia via small wooden boats, a group of 2,500 asylum seekers from the Middle East and Africa...
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Prince Charles Confident He Can Continue To Do Nothing Via Video Conferencing
Prince Charles, who has tested positive for COVID-19 and has announced he will work from home for the next 14 days, says he is confident...
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Angus Taylor Says Fact He Owns 2,000 Hairdressing Salons Is Total Coincidence
Energy Minister Angus Taylor says there is absolutely no connection between his portfolio of 2,000 hairdressing salons and the government’s decision to very specifically allow...
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Hairdressers To Remain Open Provided They Cut Hair From 1.5m Away
Announcing a range of tough new measures last night, Scott Morrison has declared that hairdressers and barbers can remain open, as long as they observe...
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Contagion And 5 Other Documentaries To Watch While You’re In Lockdown
With more home-time on the cards, we’re all looking for new shows to watch. If you’re sick of make-believe dramas, why not try one of...
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Nation’s Dogs Announce Plans To Continue Working From Home
The nation’s dogs will work from home again this week, it has been confirmed.
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‘Why The Fuck Aren’t You Social Distancing?’ Says Man Who Boasted About Going To The Footy Last Weekend
The spread of coronavirus is your fault, a man who only ten days ago said he was going to sit in a packed stadium of...
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Scott Morrison Defined As Non-Essential Service
Scott Morrison is not critical to the nation’s response to COVID-19, it has been confirmed.
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‘Everyone Just Needs To Relax’, Say 2,000 Beachgoers Who Will Be Dead By April
Everyone is taking this whole corona thing way too seriously, 2,000 people who took to Bondi Beach for the last time in their lives, said...
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