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Victorians Stuck In NSW Have Had Plenty Of Time To Become Professional Tennis Players, Andrews Says
"You've had literally weeks of notice"
Craig Kelly Vows To Block Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With His Free Speech
Free speech crusader and insane conspiracy theorist Craig Kelly says that people on Facebook should be free to say the
Trump To Begin New Role At Sky News Australia
It ends weeks of speculation about what he will do in retirement.
“Facts Are Contentious” Says Former Heroin Addict Michael McCormack
“It’s not the government’s role to stop misinformation"
“People Should Be Able To Say Whatever They Want, Unless It’s About Me In Filipino Strip Clubs”, George Christensen Says
"Say what you want, unless it's about the 28 times I visited titty bars"
Australians Planning To Take Over Capital Chuck It In After Realising They’d Have To Go To Canberra
"Yeah, nah".
Hillary Clinton’s Emails Invaded Capitol, Trump Supporters Claim
"Those are not Trump supporters, they are Hillary Clinton’s emails disguised to look like Trump supporters”
Man Arrested For Broken Tail Light Starting To Wish He’d Just Invaded The Nation’s Capitol And Tried To Overthrow The Government
"What was I thinking? Drawing attention to myself like that?"
Australia Agrees To Send Troops To Support America’s Invasion Of America
"We've always been there shoulder-to-shoulder when Americans are trying to overthrow a government"
Garth Brooks Urgently Asked To Play Free Concert In DC To Lure Trump Supporters From Capitol Building
“As soon as they hear the opening chords to ‘Ain’t Going Down ‘Till The Sun Comes Up’ they’ll run out of the building"
National Guard Finally Storms Capitol Building After Black Janitor Accidentally Enters Building Through Wrong Doorway
"This is now a dangerous and highly volatile situation"
Sydney Man To Sidestep NYE Restrictions By Holding ‘SCG Test Match’-Themed Party For 20,000 Mates
“I wanted to be sure I stayed within the guidelines"
COVID-19 Cancelled To Allow SCG Test To Go Ahead
“Out of an abundance of caution we have decided to cancel the COVID-19 virus"
The Queen’s 2020 Christmas Message Is A Bit Different This Year
"Some fucktrumpet thought he could outsmart a virus by buying 400 packets of spaghetti"
Scott Morrison Wishes Australians A Merry Christmas “From Me, Jen And The Whole Image Management Team”
"A time to come together with your family, makeup artists and professional photographers"