All posts tagged "satire"
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VISUAL: How Immigration Led To The Christchurch Terrorist Attack
A new graphic released today appears to confirm Senator Fraser Anning’s claim that immigration was the cause of the Christchurch massacre.
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Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Racism
The Government has denounced Fraser Anning’s response to the recent Christchurch terrorist attack, saying it was incumbent on all politicians to at least give the...
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New Anti-Vaccination Seminar To Cut Out Middle-Man And Just Inject Participants Directly With Measles
Claiming to be the most efficient way to get information about not vaccinating your family, a new series of seminars in Australia will include a...
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Facebook Outage: Panicked Users Unsure Who To Give Their Private Data Away To, As Outage Continues
Thousands of Facebook users were today frantically looking for new ways to give away their intimate private data, as the social media platform outage continued...
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Ararat Prison To Build New ‘Catholic Priest Wing’
Saying its current Catholic priest block was bursting at the seams, Hopkins Correctional Facility in Ararat has announced plans for a dedicated wing to house...
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Barnaby Joyce Says Nationals Not Married To Liberal Party. “We Just Get Together To F**k Australians Once In A While”
Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce says his party’s relationship with the Liberal Party is more of an MP-staffer style arrangement than a proper marriage.
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“I’m The Elected Deputy PM Of Australia”, Says Some Random Kiwi Nutter
Some bloke from New Zealand reckons he’s the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia.
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MPs Should Be Chosen On Merit, Not Gender, Says Man Who Can’t Count To 43
A Queensland politician who last year fucked up the basic task of counting beyond forty, says members of parliament should be chosen on the basis...
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We Should Afford George Pell The Assumption Of Innocence Until Proven Guilty By Andrew Bolt
EDITORIAL: There has been much written about the trial of Cardinal George Pell in recent days, a great deal of it highly critical of Australia’s...
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Work Experience Kid Offered Government Ministry
A 17 year-old boy who started an internship at the Liberal Party last November has worked his way up to a cabinet position, it has...
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Disappointment As Peter Dutton Announces He Won’t Be Retiring At The Upcoming Election
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has formally announced he won’t be retiring. The news was met with sadness across Parliament and the nation.
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Climate Change Is Humanity’s Biggest Threat Until The Election, Morrison Says
Announcing a new range of policies to tackle climate change, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told journalists that global warming is the biggest challenge the...
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Howard: “I Only Give Character References To Respectable Paedophiles”
Former Prime Minister John Howard has clarified his decision to give a character reference to George Pell, saying he only provides testimonials for the most...
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Liberal Party Considers Changing Rule That Requires Female MPs To Have Permission From Their Husband
Saying it was willing to ‘try anything’ to get more women in parliament, the Liberal Party is considering altering a decades-old rule that requires a...
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Woman Mistakenly Thinks Friends Give Shit About Her Holiday
In what has been described as a gross misunderstanding, a Brisbane women somehow assumed her friends were interested in seeing 141 photos of her sipping...
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