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The Shovel is hiring a trade commissioner for New York
Previous experience working for a comedy organisation is essential.
Local nurse pays more tax than mining company
“As the financial year ends, it’s reassuring to know I again paid more tax than a company with a turnover of $7 billion”
Governor General weirdly slips in plug for Bet365 during official speech
"Get paid out if your team is up at half time, even if they lose"
Man demands 4 personal staffers to work out how to use MyGov
“You have a new message in your MyGov inbox"
Liberal Party calls crisis meeting after census reveals 1 in 2 Australians is female
"Our data had women at 10-15%"
Only 83% of Australians identify as influencers, new census data shows
"That means 2 million Australian are not providing advice on how to live your best life"
US Supreme Court releases list of approved sexual positions
"Variations may be considered with written approval of the husband and a majority ruling of the court".
Rupert Murdoch already has a new Tinder profile
"If you're interested, leave a voicemail on your own phone and I’ll listen to it"
Qantas to phase out passengers, in new plan to improve service
"This will slash wait times at airports and eliminate lost luggage completely"
REVEALED: Itemised costings for installing flag on Sydney Harbour Bridge
Yesterday NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet revealed that a $25 million contract had been awarded to install an Aboriginal flag on
Man who wants government out of his life accidentally makes government bigger part of his life
“Is this some sort of sick joke?”
Perrottet confirms $25 million flag contract awarded to John Barilaro Flags Pty Ltd
“We wanted to make sure it was very well connected”
Qantas introduces new ‘BYO Baggage Handler’ feature for customers who want luggage loaded onto plane
"Customers will still be able to choose to have their luggage lost on route if they want to"
Energy Crisis: Coalition outlines proposal to mine the sun
"The solution has literally been staring us in the face"
Dutton empathises with Sydneysiders: “I know what it’s like to have no power”
"I have recent experience of having all power suddenly cut off"