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Posts Tagged ‘satire’
January 16, 2021
Victorians Stuck In NSW Have Had Plenty Of Time To Become Professional Tennis Players, Andrews Says
"You've had literally weeks of notice"
January 16, 2021
Craig Kelly Vows To Block Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With His Free Speech
Free speech crusader and insane conspiracy theorist Craig Kelly says that people on Facebook should be free to say the
January 14, 2021
Trump To Begin New Role At Sky News Australia
It ends weeks of speculation about what he will do in retirement.
January 12, 2021
“Facts Are Contentious” Says Former Heroin Addict Michael McCormack
“It’s not the government’s role to stop misinformation"
January 12, 2021
“People Should Be Able To Say Whatever They Want, Unless It’s About Me In Filipino Strip Clubs”, George Christensen Says
"Say what you want, unless it's about the 28 times I visited titty bars"
January 11, 2021
Australians Planning To Take Over Capital Chuck It In After Realising They’d Have To Go To Canberra
"Yeah, nah".
January 9, 2021
Hillary Clinton’s Emails Invaded Capitol, Trump Supporters Claim
"Those are not Trump supporters, they are Hillary Clinton’s emails disguised to look like Trump supporters”
January 8, 2021
Man Arrested For Broken Tail Light Starting To Wish He’d Just Invaded The Nation’s Capitol And Tried To Overthrow The Government
"What was I thinking? Drawing attention to myself like that?"
January 7, 2021
Australia Agrees To Send Troops To Support America’s Invasion Of America
"We've always been there shoulder-to-shoulder when Americans are trying to overthrow a government"
January 7, 2021
Garth Brooks Urgently Asked To Play Free Concert In DC To Lure Trump Supporters From Capitol Building
“As soon as they hear the opening chords to ‘Ain’t Going Down ‘Till The Sun Comes Up’ they’ll run out of the building"
January 7, 2021
National Guard Finally Storms Capitol Building After Black Janitor Accidentally Enters Building Through Wrong Doorway
"This is now a dangerous and highly volatile situation"
December 31, 2020
Sydney Man To Sidestep NYE Restrictions By Holding ‘SCG Test Match’-Themed Party For 20,000 Mates
“I wanted to be sure I stayed within the guidelines"
December 30, 2020
COVID-19 Cancelled To Allow SCG Test To Go Ahead
“Out of an abundance of caution we have decided to cancel the COVID-19 virus"
December 24, 2020
The Queen’s 2020 Christmas Message Is A Bit Different This Year
"Some fucktrumpet thought he could outsmart a virus by buying 400 packets of spaghetti"
December 22, 2020
Scott Morrison Wishes Australians A Merry Christmas “From Me, Jen And The Whole Image Management Team”
"A time to come together with your family, makeup artists and professional photographers"
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