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Eyebrows Raised As Dyson Heydon Accidently Wears Liberal Party Cap To Royal Commission Hearing
Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon has apologised for wearing a Liberal Party cap to the Royal Commission into Union corruption this
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Abbott Announces New Rebate Scheme For Rooftop Coal-Fired Power Stations
Australians who install coal-fired power stations on their roof at home will soon be eligible for a Government-funded rebate, under
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
A report that ranks countries according to their broadband speed is 57% downloaded, Malcolm Turnbull confirmed today
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On-Probation Bronwyn Bishop Restricted To Travelling At $80,000 An Hour
Speaker Bronwyn Bishop will be subject to a number of restrictions during her probationary period, including a maximum travel allowance
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House Prices Set To Skyrocket, Plummet, Flatline, Expert Warns
Australia’s house prices are set to rapidly rise, fall, and stay the same, says Jacob Whittlesee, the financial expert who
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Dawn Fraser Becomes First Australian Woman To Destroy Reputation In Under 44 Seconds
Australian swimming champion Dawn Fraser has completely ruined her reputation in just 43.24 seconds, smashing the previous record
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Asia May See Our Human Rights As ‘Decadent’, Barnaby Joyce Warns
Deputy Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce says some Asian nations may view our obsession with free speech and the right to
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Greek PM Asks Hockey For Advice On How To Make A Budget Emergency Disappear
Facing the prospect of financial ruin thanks to an out-of-control debt and deficit disaster, Greek Prime Minister Alex Tsipras today
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Australia Not Ready To Join 21st Century Just Yet, Abbott Says
Prime Minister Tony Abbott says his views on joining the 21st Century haven’t changed
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Bill Shorten Keeping Close Eye On Bill Shorten As Knifing Speculation Mounts
Labor leader Bill Shorten is taking no chances with his leadership, today confronting party power broker Bill Shorten about rumours
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Abbott Announces Compromise To Move Wind Turbines Inside
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tabled a plan that he hopes will placate supporters of wind turbines, while removing the
Husband Suspected Of Cheating Can’t Comment On Operational Matters
A Sydney man who was spotted walking into a female colleague’s apartment late on Saturday night has refused to confirm
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Coal Stations Are “Visually Beautiful And Whisper Quiet” Abbott Says
Coal-fired power stations are a stunning addition to the Australian landscape, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said this morning
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Prince George Not Sharing His Kingdom With Charlotte
Prince George is refusing to let his new sister play with his Kingdom, it has emerged
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Hockey Surprised To Learn Poor People Use Houses
Treasurer Joe Hockey has apologised for statements he made yesterday about buying a first home, saying he didn’t realise low-income