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Australian Delegation To Present ‘Coal Is Amazing’ Video At Climate Conference
Australia’s contribution to the Paris climate change talks will be a short animated video explaining the benefits of coal
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Increase In GST To Create Fairer, Broader System Where Apple Still Pays No Tax
A modern Australia requires a broader-based taxation system where multinationals like Apple, Ikea, and Chevron pay their fair share of
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Myer CEO To Sing National Anthem At Next Year’s Melbourne Cup
Myer CEO Richard Umbers will sing Advance Australia Fair at the Melbourne Cup from now on, to avoid any confusion
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Brandis Concedes He Just Likes Saying The Word Bigot
Attorney General George Brandis says he doesn’t know what bigot means, but quite likes the way it sounds
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New TV Show To Just Be Mark Latham Swearing At A Brick Wall For 30 Minutes
The Nine Network has commissioned a 12-episode run of former Labor leader Mark Latham saying ‘shit’, ‘fuck’, ‘poo’, and ‘wee’
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Hockey’s New Salary To Cost Australians $450,000. Or Just 150,000 Middies.
Departing member for North Sydney Joe Hockey has played down the potential cost to taxpayers of his annual parliamentary pension
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House Prices To Fall From ‘Totally Unattainable’ To ‘Slightly Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say
Relief is in sight for first home buyers, with analysts tipping median prices to plummet from ‘No Chance’ to ‘Maybe.
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United Patriot Front Members To Work Through Differences At End-Of-Year Spa Retreat
Members of anti-Islam group United Patriots front are confident they can sort out recent in-fighting issues at their annual end-of-season
Carmichael Mine To Be Carved In Shape Of Greg Hunt’s Missing Balls
Australia’s largest coal mine will be tastefully shaped to resemble the Environment Minister’s testicles, which have been missing since
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ABC Programming Cut To Just 45 Minutes Following Stephen Fry Retirement
The ABC has been left with less than an hour of content each week after British comedian Stephen Fry confirmed
“Peter Garrett Is Wrong. We Are Not A Megalomaniac” Rudd Says
Kevin Rudd today emerged from behind a giant Kevin Rudd statue to refute claims by former minister Peter Garrett that he is
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Exciting New Waterfront Development Planned For Mars
Mars’s waterfront will be transformed into a world-class lifestyle, cultural, retail and commercial precinct
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Desperate Abbott To Reintroduce, Then Re-Scrap Carbon Tax
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has told colleagues he is the best man to scrap the carbon tax, which he will
Newly Capitalist China Still Learning How To Do Stock Market Crashes Properly
Conceding it was a good first attempt, the West today said China sill has a long way to go to
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Dyson Heydon ‘Unaware’ Royal Commission Was A Liberal Party Fundraiser
The head of the Royal Commission into trade unions, Dyson Heydon, says he initially did not realise the Commission was