All posts tagged "satire website"
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Apple Unveils Plans To Revitalise Notre Dame Precinct With New Flagship Store
Saying it would become an iconic new destination the likes of which have never been seen in France, Apple has announced it will build a...
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Gastroenterologist Katie Allen Enters Politics To Work With Even Bigger Arseholes
Gastroenterologist Katie Allen has been pre-selected to contest the safe Liberal seat of Higgins, saying she is looking forward to continuing her work with arseholes.
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Matthew Flinders Dies After Waiting Two Hundred Years For A Fucking Train
Explorer Matthew Finders has passed away after waiting two centuries for a train at Euston Station in London.
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Man Who Threw Pie At Alan Joyce Sentenced To 24 Hours On A Jetstar Flight
The man who smashed a cream pie into Qantas CEO Alan Joyce’s face has been ordered to spend an entire day in Jetstar economy.
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New FBI Chief Named
Barron Trump has been named the new head of the FBI, following an extensive search that spanned the entire Trump family.
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These Pics Of A Young Donald Trump Are Breaking The Internet
Forget young Justin Trudeau or young Joe Biden, a collection of pictures of Donald Trump in his junior days is burning up the internet.
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US Travel Ban: Muslim-Americans Follow Lead Of Republicans By Pretending To Be Christian
With many Muslims now banned from entering the United States, some have been left with no choice but to pretend to be Christian – a...
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Sussan Ley Nips Down To Shops To Buy Milk, Spontaneously Buys Shop As Well
Health Minister Sussan Ley has impulse-purchased a shop, on a trip to the shops today.
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Last Resort: Syrian Rebels Consider Launching Devastating Online Petition
After more than 5 years of armed conflict, Syrian rebels are turning to increasingly drastic measures, with some now considering the once-unthinkable option of setting...
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Australia Falls 4 Places – From 18th to 28th – In International Maths Rankings
In a wake-up call for the nation’s educators, Australia has plummeted on the international maths rankings tables for students, falling to 28th spot – a 10%...
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We Analysed Donald Trump’s And Adolf Hitler’s Tweets – The Similarities Will Shock You
Many comparisons have been made between America’s President-elect and the German Nazi leader. Most have been dismissed as sensationalist, misleading, or just plain wrong. But...
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Melbourne To Be Completely Rebuilt After Being Accidentally Destroyed By Developers
The city of Melbourne will be rebuilt piece by piece after an embarrassing blunder that saw the entire city ruined by developers.
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Mirabella Says Election Loss Deprived Wangaratta Of $10 Billion Iron-Ore Mine
Former Coalition MP Sophie Mirabella told a gathering today that by voting for independent Cathy McGowan, voters in Indi missed out funding for a huge...
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Phelps Released Back Into Ocean
Saying he was ‘ready to go home’, a group of trainers today released Michael Phelps back into the wild today after more than 15 years...
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World Enters Two-Week Period When Throwing Heavy Concrete Ball Deemed Normal
Twirling around in a circle and throwing a 7kg ball as far as you can while wearing a Lyrca suit is not weird at all,...
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