February 15, 2015

A Challenging Week: The Tony Abbott Diaries

It was a near-death experience for Tony Abbott this week. But how did the man himself see it unfold? We

January 27, 2015

Tony Abbott Wakes With Nagging Feeling He Gave A British Monarch A Knighthood Yesterday

Prime Minister Tony Abbott woke up this morning with a thumping headache and a vague recollection of awarding a racist

December 22, 2014

Scott Morrison Looking Forward To Managing Portfolio That’s Responsible For Human Beings

Scott Morrison says it will be an exciting and invigorating new challenge to work with real people again, after more

November 21, 2014

Terrorists May Be Hiding In Your Vegemite, National Party Reveals

The next ISIS attack is being planned in your pantry, reports have confirmed

November 16, 2014

Abbott To Address G20 Leaders On Parking Issues In His Warringah Electorate

Tony Abbott will use his closing address at the G20 Summit in Brisbane today to shine a light on the

October 22, 2014

Unsighted For Months, Bill Shorten Reveals Brand New Look

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten wowed crowds in Canberra today, stepping out with a brand new look, almost a year after

October 13, 2014

Penis Size To Be Included On Name Placards At Upcoming G20 Summit

In an effort to calm growing tensions in the lead up to next month’s G20 Summit in Brisbane, the event’s

October 7, 2014

Nerf Gun Attack Foiled By Australia’s Federal Police

A large scale and well-planned attack in a suburban living room was shut down before it began today, after a

September 22, 2014

Freedom Reduced In Order To Maintain Freedom

Government monitoring and surveillance will increase, hold-without charge laws will be re-introduced, and restrictions will be ramped up, in order

September 15, 2014

Great Barrier Reef To Be Moved To Tasmania

Australia’s Great Barrier Reef will be broken down into small pieces and re-assembled off the east coast of Tasmania, in

September 8, 2014

Iraq Mission Being Blatantly Disrupted By Federal Budget, Says Government

Concerns have been raised within Cabinet that local issues may be diverting attention from the more important matter of Australia’s

September 1, 2014

Renewable Target: 20% Of Australia’s Electricity To Be Powered By Burning Scientific Reports

With traditional coal supplies in decline, Australia’s energy providers will be encouraged to use scientific reports as a key input

August 25, 2014

Government Still Trying To Sell Budget (All Reasonable Offers Considered)

2014 Federal Budget, Urgent Sale Up for sale is one Federal Budget. Only 3 months old, low kms

August 19, 2014

Try-Outs For Team Australia To Start Next Month

People wishing to join Team Australia will need to complete a range of sporting challenges, including archery, long jump and

August 17, 2014

Local Terrorist Calls It Quits After Dole Payment Threat

Saying he believed in jihad, but not that much, local terrorist Sam Hughes* has decided to call time on his