All posts tagged "satire website australia"
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A Challenging Week: The Tony Abbott Diaries
It was a near-death experience for Tony Abbott this week. But how did the man himself see it unfold? We had another peek at his...
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Tony Abbott Wakes With Nagging Feeling He Gave A British Monarch A Knighthood Yesterday
Prime Minister Tony Abbott woke up this morning with a thumping headache and a vague recollection of awarding a racist Greek Prince Australia’s highest honour.
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Scott Morrison Looking Forward To Managing Portfolio That’s Responsible For Human Beings
Scott Morrison says it will be an exciting and invigorating new challenge to work with real people again, after more than a year in the...
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Terrorists May Be Hiding In Your Vegemite, National Party Reveals
The next ISIS attack is being planned in your pantry, reports have confirmed.
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Abbott To Address G20 Leaders On Parking Issues In His Warringah Electorate
Tony Abbott will use his closing address at the G20 Summit in Brisbane today to shine a light on the lack of parking around Sydney’s...
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Unsighted For Months, Bill Shorten Reveals Brand New Look
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten wowed crowds in Canberra today, stepping out with a brand new look, almost a year after he disappeared from the public...
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Penis Size To Be Included On Name Placards At Upcoming G20 Summit
In an effort to calm growing tensions in the lead up to next month’s G20 Summit in Brisbane, the event’s organisers announced today that penis...
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Nerf Gun Attack Foiled By Australia’s Federal Police
A large scale and well-planned attack in a suburban living room was shut down before it began today, after a raid by Australian Federal Police.
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Freedom Reduced In Order To Maintain Freedom
Government monitoring and surveillance will increase, hold-without charge laws will be re-introduced, and restrictions will be ramped up, in order to preserve Australians’ freedom, it...
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Great Barrier Reef To Be Moved To Tasmania
Australia’s Great Barrier Reef will be broken down into small pieces and re-assembled off the east coast of Tasmania, in a bid to minimise the...
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Iraq Mission Being Blatantly Disrupted By Federal Budget, Says Government
Concerns have been raised within Cabinet that local issues may be diverting attention from the more important matter of Australia’s role in Iraq.
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Renewable Target: 20% Of Australia’s Electricity To Be Powered By Burning Scientific Reports
With traditional coal supplies in decline, Australia’s energy providers will be encouraged to use scientific reports as a key input to power generation, the Government...
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Government Still Trying To Sell Budget (All Reasonable Offers Considered)
2014 Federal Budget, Urgent Sale Up for sale is one Federal Budget. Only 3 months old, low kms.
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Try-Outs For Team Australia To Start Next Month
People wishing to join Team Australia will need to complete a range of sporting challenges, including archery, long jump and swimming, as part of new...
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Local Terrorist Calls It Quits After Dole Payment Threat
Saying he believed in jihad, but not that much, local terrorist Sam Hughes* has decided to call time on his terrorism career after the Government...
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