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New Microsoft App Correctly Guesses What Year You Think It Is
A new website released today by tech giant Microsoft can predict what year you think it is, just by analysing
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Hockey Meets With Cabinet To Start Developing Next Year’s Budget Backdowns
Treasurer Joe Hockey met with senior ministers today to start formulating the key 2015 budgetary measures that will be humiliatingly
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Camp Gallipoli™ v The Original Gallipoli: Can You Spot The 9 Differences?
This year’s Camp Gallipoli does a pretty good job of replicating the original Gallipoli event of 1915. But take a
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Little Boy Not Giving Victoria Its Funding Back Until They Let Him Play With His Cars
A fifty-seven year-old little boy says he will keep Victoria’s transport funding locked up in a secret box underneath his
Western Australia Threatens To Secede From Rest Of Reality
The Western Australian Liberal party says its state may withdraw entirely from the real world if it doesn’t get a
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Anti-Vaxxers Relieved They’ll No Longer Have Dirty, Toxic Childcare Benefits Injected Into Their Bank Account
In a win for anti-vaccination campaigners, advocates will no longer be forced to expose their bank accounts to the potentially
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Travelling To Australia Is A Bit Treacherous, Says Movie Targeted At People Living In War Zones
A multi-million dollar movie funded by the Australian Government will point out to people facing imminent attack from the Taliban and
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Apple Unveils Sleek New Tax Haven
Apple CEO Tim Cook today announced the company’s latest offering – a beautifully designed offshore tax-avoidance scheme, named the iHaven
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New Metadata Laws Force Local Terrorists To Use Obscure Offshore Communication Systems
The net has further tightened around Australia’s terrorist cells, with new metadata laws likely to force them onto obscure offshore
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“The Age Of Entitlement Is Actually 49”, Hockey Admits
Treasurer Joe Hockey has corrected an earlier statement, conceding that The Age of Entitlement is in fact 49, not ‘over’
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Top Gear Names New Slightly Unhinged, Gaffe-Prone Bully As Replacement For Jeremy Clarkson
The Australian Prime Minister is the new host of the BBC’s much-loved motoring program Top Gear
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George Brandis Quietly Shitting Himself After Passing Metadata Legislation He Doesn’t Remotely Understand
Wearing a nervous smile and trying to conceal the sweat building under his glasses, Attorney General George Brandis was today
Putin Fighting Off Monster Cold With Bare Hands
Russian President Vladimir Putin has a cold, aides have confirmed. The biggest, toughest, best looking, most charismatic cold ever
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Julie Bishop’s Entire Foreign Policy Strategy Accidently Leaked
In an embarrassing blunder for the Government, a document containing an in-depth description of the nation’s foreign policy approach was
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Sarah Ferguson Told To Say ‘Please’ Before Asking Politicians Why They Blatantly Lied To Nation
The ABC board has asked 7:30 presenter Sarah Ferguson to use her inside voice and remember her pleases and thank