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Santa Now Offering End-To-End Customer-Focused Christmas Delivery Solutions
Christmas delivery expert Santa Claus is staying on-trend in the competitive Christmas market by offering best-in-class gift outcomes this year
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Poll Boost Sees Shorten Firm As Australia’s Preferred Opposition Leader
Labor Leader Bill Shorten has leapt ahead in recent polling, with the majority of Australians backing him as the best
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Bill Shorten Invoiced Nation For Imaginary ‘Opposition Leader’ Work, Source Claims
Labor MP Bill Shorten has been accused of issuing dodgy invoices for work that was only partially, or in most
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“No More Sniping Starts Today” Abbott Declares
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott says that his pledge of ‘no attacks, no undermining, and no sniping’ will start today
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Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but
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Halal Linked To Terrorism By Complex Series Of Imaginary Connections In Cory Bernardi’s Head, Enquiry Finds
Money raised from halal certification passes through a network of intricate pathways in South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi’s brain, before
Liberal Party To Let Tony Abbott Keep Being Prime Minister In His Head
Saying it was ‘harmless’ and that ‘we should just let him have his fun’, members of the Coalition front bench
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Peter Dutton Now Starting To Suspect He May Be Trying To Bring Down Government
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is becoming increasingly suspicious that he may be doing whatever it takes to bring down the
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Abbott Puts Forward Suggestion For New Flag For When NT Becomes A State
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has conceded that Australia’s flag may need to change if the Northern Territory becomes a state,
Search For Bill Shorten Continues
The excitement following NASA’s flyby of Pluto yesterday was replaced by frustration today, after it became apparent that Bill Shorten
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Public Forced To Imagine Atrocities Government Committing On Manus Island
The Government is allowing rape, torture, assault, and in some cases murder in immigration detention centres, the public presumed today
Australia Will Run Out Of Flags By 2020 At Current Consumption Rates, Modelling Shows
The Federal Government today announced a $2.2 billion boost in funding for the flag industry, after analysis revealed Australia could
Gina Rinehart Hopeful Of Repairing Relationship With Her Estranged Money
Mining magnate Gina Rinehart says she is heartbroken, but holds out hope of one day mending the broken relationship with
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Will & Kate: “We Take Turns Asking The Nanny To Change The Nappies”
In another sign of a more modern, in-touch Royal Family, Prince William and wife Kate have cast aside traditional gender
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Hockey Postpones Budget Emergency Until Next Labor Government
The Budget Emergency that has wreaked havoc on the Australian economy over the past eight years has been put on