March 25, 2017

Tough Choice For One Nation Supporters, After Muslim Vaccination Linked To Autism

Supporters of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party will be faced with the heart wrenching decision of whether or not to

January 8, 2017

People Pursued By Centrelink Advised To Become Multi-National Companies

Becoming a large international corporation is the simplest way to avoid paying the money you owe the Government, it has

September 16, 2016

Scientists Yet To Provide Conclusive Link Between One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts And Reality

97% of the world’s scientists say they are yet to find proof that One Nation’s new Senator Malcolm Roberts lives

September 6, 2016

Man Prepared To Say Whatever China Wants About South China Sea If They’ll Pay His Credit Card Bill  

Melbourne man Rob Nailsworth says he has a very open mind about the South China Sea and a niggling MasterCard

July 12, 2016

“I’ll Tell You When I’m Being Sexist,” Steve Price Informs Women

Reminding women not to talk over him when he’s interrupting them, radio broadcaster Steve Price today made it clear that he

June 3, 2016

Jarryd Hayne To Take Nick Kyrgios’s Spot And Pursue Dream Of Playing Olympic Tennis

Former NRL, NFL and Fijian 7s star Jarryd Hayne has jumped at the opportunity to fill Nick Kyrgios’s spot on

May 16, 2016

BREAKING: Fairfax, News Corp Announce Sweeping Cuts To Jarryd Hayne Divisions

Up to 100 journalists are out of work today after the country’s major news outlets announced they would be closing

April 20, 2016

Date For Mid-Term Leadership Coup Confirmed For Late 2017

Uncertainty about the exact date of the next mid-cycle Prime Ministerial knifing has been laid to rest, with the overthrow

March 21, 2016

‘The Time For Playing Games Is Over’ Turnbull Says, Asking Crowd To Pick A Card, Any Card

Today Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull paved the way for a double dissolution election. Here is the transcript of his speech

March 20, 2016

We Rely Too Much On Government, Says Man Reliant On Government

A man who says government should be drastically cut back and its institutions sold off, has agreed to be paid

February 25, 2016

Motoring Enthusiast Party Concerned Abolition Of Negative Gearing Could Make Parallel Parking Too Difficult

The Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party has called for compulsory negative gearing in all vehicles, saying Labor’s proposed abolition of the

February 19, 2016

Negative Gearing Is For The Average Everyday Battler With Multiple Houses, Morrison Says

Treasurer Scott Morrison has hit back at claims negative gearing is only for well-off people who own multiple houses, saying it

February 18, 2016

Help Us Raise Funds To Buy George Pell A Heart

Most of us take our heart for granted. But for those born without one, like Cardinal George Pell, life can

January 5, 2016

Channel Ten To Introduce Bikini-Clad Commentators For Big Bash Final Series

The entertainment level is set to go up a notch for cricket’s Big Bash finals games, with the competition’s broadcaster

December 25, 2015

Unclear If Star Wars Toy For 42 Year-Old Man Or 4 Year-Old Son

There was confusion in the Walsh household today after a Star Wars Figurine Playset was wrapped under the Christmas tree