June 1, 2017

Shorten, Turnbull In Solidarity With COVFEVE

The PM and the Opposition Leader have both expressed their support for COVFEVE overnight, in a rare show of bipartisan agreement

April 13, 2017

Sean Spicer Apologises For Losing Focus. Promises To Go To Concentration Camp

Besieged White House press secretary Sean Spicer has issued another heartfelt apology for his Hitler gaffe this week, saying he

December 18, 2016

Last Resort: Syrian Rebels Consider Launching Devastating Online Petition

After more than 5 years of armed conflict, Syrian rebels are turning to increasingly drastic measures, with some now considering

September 22, 2016

Waleed Aly Yet To Apologise For Terrorist Attacks

Australia’s highest-ranking Muslim is mysteriously yet to apologise on behalf of his religion for the attacks that took place in

July 18, 2016

Sonia Kruger Calls For Wall Between Australia and Mexico

Following her appeal for Muslim immigration to be banned, television personality Sonia Kruger has called for a wall to be

June 18, 2016

On The Campaign Trail With Richard Di Natale

We’re 158km north-east of Melbourne on the highway towards Albury, and Richard Di Natale – leader of The Greens ­–

June 9, 2016

Bill Shorten To Scrap Entire GST System To Avoid Having To Talk About Tampons

Australia will not have a goods and services tax if a Labor Government is elected, following Bill Shorten’s pledge to dismantle the system

June 2, 2016

Authorities Shoot & Kill Lego Character After Boy Falls Into Enclosure

A rare 4-foot tall Lego character has been shot and killed at an exhibition in China after a small boy

May 19, 2016

At Last, An Election About Boats

Australia will finally have an election campaign that deals with the possibility of asylum seekers arriving by boat, after almost

March 23, 2016

Trump Vows To Stop Birds Migrating To America This Summer

Donald Trump says he will put an end to the ‘unsustainable’ mass migration of birds to the US for the

March 16, 2016

Republican Establishment Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush

With the prospect of Donald Trump winning the Presidential primary seeming increasingly likely, moderate Republicans have started to wonder whether

March 15, 2016

New Senate Ballot Paper To Double As Massive Sudoku

Voters at the upcoming Federal election will now be given the choice of placing a ‘1’ above the line, or

March 8, 2016

This Morning’s Coffee To Sell For Between $1 and $1.20 Barista Tells Real Estate Agent

A small flat white is expected to fetch north of $1, a real estate agent was told at his local

February 25, 2016

Motoring Enthusiast Party Concerned Abolition Of Negative Gearing Could Make Parallel Parking Too Difficult

The Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party has called for compulsory negative gearing in all vehicles, saying Labor’s proposed abolition of the

February 23, 2016

Articles With Images Of Breasts Designed Just To Get Clicks, Experts Say