February 8, 2016

New Wine Police Unit Announced For Sydney

NSW Premier Mike Baird has announced the formation of special taskforce to crack down on the growing number of wines

January 28, 2016

Tea Party Opinions To Be Fast-Tracked Direct From US

Australians will no longer need to wait up to two years for bat-shit crazy ideas to hit our shores, with

January 5, 2016

Channel Ten To Introduce Bikini-Clad Commentators For Big Bash Final Series

The entertainment level is set to go up a notch for cricket’s Big Bash finals games, with the competition’s broadcaster

December 7, 2015

Malcolm Turnbull Sends Out Annual Christmas Card

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has taken time out from his parliamentary duties to wish Australians a thoroughly disruptive Christmas holiday

December 2, 2015

Abbott’s Autobiography Opens With ‘Once Upon A Time’

Tony Abbott’s autobiography is the story of a man who rescued a nation from the dangers of boats and carbon

December 1, 2015

Government Unveils New Budget Deficit Alert System

The Federal Government has launched a new system for ranking the threat of budget danger, which it says is clearer,

November 21, 2015

US Republican Candidates Divided Over Which Letter To Engrave Muslims With

The candidates running for the Republican Presidential nomination are bitterly split over the best way to brand local Muslims, with

November 6, 2015

REVEALED: Political Guests Cooked And Eaten At End Of Kitchen Cabinet Episodes

WATCH: Annabel Crabb has responded to claims Kitchen Cabinet is too soft, revealing the guests are actually cooked and eaten

November 4, 2015

First Paleo Toilets To Be Installed In Fitzroy

A range of new Paleo public toilets will be installed in Melbourne’s inner north, allowing devotees to relieve themselves just

October 28, 2015

Some Guy Saying Something About Boats In Europe

A man has made a speech in Europe about sailing boats, or something like that

October 24, 2015

A Peaceful Dictator: The Life And Achievements Of Robert Mugabe

In the week that Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe was awarded China’s equivalent of the Nobel Peace Prize – the Confucius

October 22, 2015

Panicked Joe Hockey Realises He Forgot To Pass Budget

Former Treasurer Joe Hockey left Parliament House yesterday without remembering to pass the federal budget. 

October 8, 2015

Australia Throws In Tony Abbott As Part Of Last Minute Free Trade Sweetener

Australia will provide more butter and cheese to Japan, and sugar and Tony Abbott to the USA under terms agreed

September 29, 2015

Exciting New Waterfront Development Planned For Mars

Mars’s waterfront will be transformed into a world-class lifestyle, cultural, retail and commercial precinct

September 29, 2015

Water On Mars: Australia To Check For Illegal Boats

Australia will send a mission to Mars as soon as possible to check for irregular maritime vessels, following a report