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New Wine Police Unit Announced For Sydney
NSW Premier Mike Baird has announced the formation of special taskforce to crack down on the growing number of wines
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Tea Party Opinions To Be Fast-Tracked Direct From US
Australians will no longer need to wait up to two years for bat-shit crazy ideas to hit our shores, with
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Channel Ten To Introduce Bikini-Clad Commentators For Big Bash Final Series
The entertainment level is set to go up a notch for cricket’s Big Bash finals games, with the competition’s broadcaster
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Malcolm Turnbull Sends Out Annual Christmas Card
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has taken time out from his parliamentary duties to wish Australians a thoroughly disruptive Christmas holiday
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Abbott’s Autobiography Opens With ‘Once Upon A Time’
Tony Abbott’s autobiography is the story of a man who rescued a nation from the dangers of boats and carbon
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Government Unveils New Budget Deficit Alert System
The Federal Government has launched a new system for ranking the threat of budget danger, which it says is clearer,
US Republican Candidates Divided Over Which Letter To Engrave Muslims With
The candidates running for the Republican Presidential nomination are bitterly split over the best way to brand local Muslims, with
REVEALED: Political Guests Cooked And Eaten At End Of Kitchen Cabinet Episodes
WATCH: Annabel Crabb has responded to claims Kitchen Cabinet is too soft, revealing the guests are actually cooked and eaten
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First Paleo Toilets To Be Installed In Fitzroy
A range of new Paleo public toilets will be installed in Melbourne’s inner north, allowing devotees to relieve themselves just
Some Guy Saying Something About Boats In Europe
A man has made a speech in Europe about sailing boats, or something like that
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A Peaceful Dictator: The Life And Achievements Of Robert Mugabe
In the week that Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe was awarded China’s equivalent of the Nobel Peace Prize – the Confucius
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Panicked Joe Hockey Realises He Forgot To Pass Budget
Former Treasurer Joe Hockey left Parliament House yesterday without remembering to pass the federal budget. 
Australia Throws In Tony Abbott As Part Of Last Minute Free Trade Sweetener
Australia will provide more butter and cheese to Japan, and sugar and Tony Abbott to the USA under terms agreed
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Exciting New Waterfront Development Planned For Mars
Mars’s waterfront will be transformed into a world-class lifestyle, cultural, retail and commercial precinct
water on mars: Australia to check for boats
Water On Mars: Australia To Check For Illegal Boats
Australia will send a mission to Mars as soon as possible to check for irregular maritime vessels, following a report