March 22, 2016

Telstra Offers Free Payphone Calls To Customers This Weekend

Customers of telecommunications giant Telstra will get unlimited calls on the country’s payphone network this Easter long weekend, as compensation for

January 19, 2016

New Claims Lamb Ad May Offend Chicken Eaters

This year’s Australia Day advertisement for lamb is insensitive to those who prefer eating chicken, critics say

July 29, 2015

Bipartisan Support For Extensive Cosmetic Changes To Parliamentary Entitlements

Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Opposition Leader Bill Shorten announced today that they will work together to deliver sweeping tweaks

May 13, 2015

The Words ‘Fair’ And ‘Headwinds’ Biggest Winners From 2015 Budget

The words ‘fair’, ‘family’ and ‘headwinds’ are set to enjoy a 200% usage boost over the next three months thanks

April 1, 2015

Government Releases Fair, No-Surprise Budget In Hilarious April Fools Gag

Challenging claims he lacks a sense of humour, Prime Minister Tony Abbott today released an ‘updated’ budget that spreads spending

February 22, 2015

Ministers Rally Around Prime Minister After ‘Fanciful’ Iraq Surge Claims

Senior Government Ministers have come forward to support Tony Abbott following a leaked report which claimed the PM had asked

January 20, 2015

Tom Waterhouse To Be Put Down

Bookmaker Tom Waterhouse will be humanely destroyed

May 10, 2014

Man At Crown Casino Roulette Table Busy Paying Off James Packer’s Fine

Melbourne man Richard Bradley today sat down at a nondescript roulette table at Crown Casino, unknowingly entrusted with the task

February 5, 2014

Indonesia To Allow Schapelle Corby To Go Home, As Long As It’s On A Boat

Operation Sovereign Borders will face its toughest test yet when Schapelle Corby sails into Australian waters on a small fishing

February 5, 2014

Australians Told To Impartially Cheer For Home Team At Tomorrow Night’s T20 Match

The Federal Government has asked its citizens to barrack for Australia with rigorous unbiasedness at tomorrow night’s T20 cricket match

January 22, 2014

Climate Change No Longer A Threat, Reader Poll Confirms

Those concerned about climate change can rest easy, following a reader poll in a popular newspaper that revealed the phenomenon

January 21, 2014

My Kitchen Rules Promo Disrupted By Tennis Game

An extended promotion for one of Australia’s favourite TV shows, My Kitchen Rules, was constantly interrupted by a game of

November 28, 2013

Christmas Uniforms Not Humiliating Enough, Retail Workers Say

As retail assistants around the country look forward to another festive season, many say their employers are not giving them

November 18, 2013

Next James Bond Movie To Just Be A Couple Of IT Guys Going Through A PowerPoint Presentation

Sony Pictures has given spy fans a taste of what to expect in the next instalment of the James Bond

September 4, 2013

Malcolm Turnbull To Be Sold To Fund Coalition Promises

Australia’s most popular politician, Malcolm Turnbull, will be auctioned off to help fund the Coalition’s spending and savings promises, it