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Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all 8,000 polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market
"It's a natural fit"
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Uncertain Melbourne Cup Punter To Just Choose Betting Agency Based On Name, Colours
“I quite like the name Centrebet. But I like UBet’s colours. Maybe I'll put a few dollars on each"
Pell Back In Prison After Being Caught Eating A Kebab In A Park
George Pell is back behind bars tonight after being busted eating a late-night snack in public
National Milk Crate Association Calls For Loosening Of Open Carry Laws
The powerful NMCA has called for open-carry laws to be introduced in all Australian states, in the wake of the
Where The Leaders Stand On The Major Issues – Your 60 Second Guide
With the federal election just days away, it’s important to be informed about where the leaders stand on the major
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‘Lack Of Diversity’: Producers Commit To Putting More Redheads On Next Season Of The Bachelor
The creators of The Bachelor have responded to claims of a lack of diversity amongst the show’s contestants, saying they
Sportsbet Ad Constantly Interrupted By Football Game
A 3-hour advertisement informing viewers of the latest sports betting odds has been annoyingly interrupted by a game of football,
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Australia’s Population Now 48, ABS Confirms
Australia has a population of just under 50 people, according to tonight’s 2016 census figures. It represents a fall from
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New ‘Login With Facebook’ Feature Allows Australians To Complete Census With Just 1 Click
In an effort to overcome a growing resistance to fill out tonight’s census, the ABS has announced a last-minute feature
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World Preparing For Massive Outbreak Of Kevin Rudd
Kevin Rudd has left Australia and is quickly spreading to other parts of the globe, scientists have warned
Cartoon: ‘Special Delivery’
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Sonia Kruger Calls For Wall Between Australia and Mexico
Following her appeal for Muslim immigration to be banned, television personality Sonia Kruger has called for a wall to be
Awkward! Shorten Accidentally Likes Turnbull’s Instagram Photo From A Year Ago
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten was today left red-faced after accidentally liking one of Malcolm Turnbull’s Instagram photos from more than
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“I’ll Tell You When I’m Being Sexist,” Steve Price Informs Women
Reminding women not to talk over him when he’s interrupting them, radio broadcaster Steve Price today made it clear that he
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Turnbull Makes Quick Campaign Stop In Caymans
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has spent day 382 of the election campaign touring local banking facilities in the Cayman Islands,