All posts tagged "satire Australia"
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National Milk Crate Association Calls For Loosening Of Open Carry Laws
The powerful NMCA has called for open-carry laws to be introduced in all Australian states, in the wake of the Sydney stabbing yesterday.
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Where The Leaders Stand On The Major Issues – Your 60 Second Guide
With the federal election just days away, it’s important to be informed about where the leaders stand on the major issues. Here’s your 1 minute...
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‘Lack Of Diversity’: Producers Commit To Putting More Redheads On Next Season Of The Bachelor
The creators of The Bachelor have responded to claims of a lack of diversity amongst the show’s contestants, saying they will aim to put at...
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Sportsbet Ad Constantly Interrupted By Football Game
A 3-hour advertisement informing viewers of the latest sports betting odds has been annoyingly interrupted by a game of football, angry fans have revealed.
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Australia’s Population Now 48, ABS Confirms
Australia has a population of just under 50 people, according to census figures. It represents a fall from the 22 million measured in the 2011...
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New ‘Login With Facebook’ Feature Allows Australians To Complete Census With Just 1 Click
In an effort to overcome a growing resistance to fill out tonight’s census, the ABS has announced a last-minute feature that will mean Australians can...
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World Preparing For Massive Outbreak Of Kevin Rudd
Kevin Rudd has left Australia and is quickly spreading to other parts of the globe, scientists have warned.
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Sonia Kruger Calls For Wall Between Australia and Mexico
Following her appeal for Muslim immigration to be banned, television personality Sonia Kruger has called for a wall to be built on the Australia-Mexico border.
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Awkward! Shorten Accidentally Likes Turnbull’s Instagram Photo From A Year Ago
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten was today left red-faced after accidentally liking one of Malcolm Turnbull’s Instagram photos from more than a year ago.
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“I’ll Tell You When I’m Being Sexist,” Steve Price Informs Women
Reminding women not to talk over him when he’s interrupting them, radio broadcaster Steve Price today made it clear that he will be the one who...
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Bunnings Announces Hostile Takeover Bid For All 8,000 Polling Booths To Regain Control Of Sausage Sizzle Market
Wesfarmers, parent company of Bunnings, today launched an audacious attempt to take control of all 8,390 polling booths in Australia, in a clear play for...
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Turnbull Makes Quick Campaign Stop In Caymans
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has spent day 382 of the election campaign touring local banking facilities in the Cayman Islands, as part of a whirlwind...
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David Feeney Totally Forgets He Has Second Family In Northcote
Labor powerbroker and member for Batman David Feeney has totally lost track of a second family he belongs to in the Melbourne suburb of Northcote.
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Illiterate Man Takes Australian Job
A man who can hardly string a sentence together let alone read, has secured one of the top jobs in the Australian Government.
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